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Jahova

(noun) annoying people that interupt you from watching TV

jahova's stiffness

by joe joe the circus clown on Nov 09, 2009 07:57:43

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Example:
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

jahova's witness

by ShaneV on Dec 17, 2007 00:23:03

The reason I own dogs

Example:
Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!

Jahova's Fitness

by Presto_Manifesto on Apr 21, 2011 10:56:35

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.

Example:
Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.

jahovas witness

by waffle on Apr 09, 2004 11:15:43

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

Example:
I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

jahovas witness

by Da Greek on May 21, 2004 11:46:39

A religious cult that gets together on every Tuesday and Thursday to drink the punch. They can't do math correctly because they haven't figured that the number of 144,000 has been reached and there is no point of continuing the cult. They also cannot read the Bible, so they made their own which is way shorter and with pictures for them to understand only what they want. They also are very gay people that made a web site called www.pcgamessource.com, which they dictate like Nazis. If you have time go onto their forums and write random things. They also travel in herds.

Example:
A jahovas witness was spotted away from his pack, trying to grab another male.

[Jahovas Witness]

by JAHOVASWITNESS=LIFE on Feb 01, 2009 04:05:21

The sexiest people ever, that come to your house. They wear white robes, and carry spears. They take children away from their families. <3

Example:
The Jahovas Witness's are going to stick a spear through your throat and smother you in their white robes.

jahova's witness protection program

by Toddzilla72 on Mar 19, 2016 05:33:02

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

Example:
"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

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