James Taylor's

An awsome songwriter of the 70's. Very good looking when he was younger too. He was once married to Carly Simon.



The James Taylor Prophecy
The lyrics to his song "Her Town Too" have taken on a new edge in the age of coronavirus:
"She's been afraid to go out
She's afraid of the knock on her door"
Example:
Lying in bed, fearful of leaving her apartment, waiting for a stranger to deliver her dinner, the song came up.

'It's the James Taylor Prophecy', she thought, 'I'm afraid to go out, I'm afraid of the knock on my door, always a shade of a doubt, I can never be sure, who comes to call. Maybe the friend of a friend of a friend. Anyone at all. Anything but nothing again.'


James Taylor MILF Theory
"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.

With Great Power comes great responsibility.
Example:
Friend 1: What is your term paper for MILF Studies 101 on?
Friend 2: It is on James Taylor MILF Theory of course!

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James Arnold Taylor
Born July 22nd, 1969 in Santa Barbara, California; A VA, singer, and author known for voicing Johnny Test in the titular Cartoon Network series, Ratchet in the Ratchet and Clank franchise, and Tidus in the video game Final Fantasy X.
Example:
Person 1: How do you feel about James Arnold Taylor?
Person 2: The guy who voiced Johnny Test? I hope he's doing VA work on better shows, to be honest...


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