Jedi Master

When you and a friend get boners and equip yourselves with glow in the dark condoms, and light saber battle to the death.



jedi master lupe
a kick ass neopet that has become a jedi master!
Example:
Kid 1: Hey I got my neopet gelert up to level 4 yesterday!

Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!


jedi master qui gon jinn
A cunning jedi master from the late years of the jedi republic, taught the legendary obi wan kenobi into knighthood and was one of the first to become a force ghost. he was known for his abilities in the force rather than his lightsaber combat, he was wise and knowledgable and is the greatest fucking thing to exist, wise as fuck, he talks smack and he's played by liam neeson so what the fuck, he's the greatest jedi in the franchise and is fucking amazing
Example:
idiot: "wow jedi master qui gon jinn is ass, he sucks."
anyone with an IQ over 2: "no he isn't idiot boomer."


jedi chopstick master
someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast
Example:
lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew


meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master
Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
Example:
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.


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