John

John is a contradiction to what he describes himself, mostly level headed but unpredictable during different situationsUsually at least 180cm or 6ft tall, dark hair color , bright eyes and generally a bigger man in several ways.John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant. held his family in high regards and hopes to have his own in the future.John is efficient, only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.



John
Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that however), etc. John is probably the best human being alive and he also makes cute babies and writes cute paragraphs and has a sexy voice.
Example:
Person #1: Woah.. who's that?
Angry Girlfriend: That's my baby John *proud*


John
John-A well rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself.He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/ thinks ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, has Maney friends and aquatences.Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observent and loves his family.Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day,who compliments his vast personality and I.Q.gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opiniated.Stands for what he believes in.Doesn't need a woman for abborant sexist tasks and enslavment, but to thrive and grow and experience the planet.Independent and has a bit of a dark side some find enthralling.Witty, and for the most part self virtuous.Tries to do things for the better and the sake of what is good, hardly selfish and protective.deals with pain and injustice towards himself and his peers maturly or tries his best.John is simply like the universe, full of mystery beauty and greatness.
Example:
"so you say he's wise,hilarious,good-looking, an charismatic?"
"Yeah like I said he's everything!"
"Must be John"


John
An extremely lovable handsome man. John’s are always PACKING and are always ready to slay babes with his magnificent sword. Never let a John go!
Example:
I can’t wait to be slayed by John’s sword!


John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.
Example:
I love you, John!!!


John
Male: Very attractive. Usually brown hair and tan skin. His eyes tell it all and he can usaully clean up well. He's very out going and fun to be around and gets along with just about anyone. Family means the world to him. His "i know everything attitude" leads him to make many mistakes, but he always ends up fixing them in the long run. He's great boyfriend material when he wants to be, but he's also known to be a heartbreaker. His future holds the "riches" and a great family orianted life with his long lost true love.
Example:
hey look at JOHN, hes handsome.


John
The greatest name to ever exist in the history of mankind. All who posses this name hold a power deeper than all other forms of mankind can truly hold. John’s dick is the largest, most meatiest creature you have ever seen. John constantly penetrates his dick threw multiple women every night, ripping their vaginas in half, blood squirting everywhere. You see, John is a freak of a human, and you probably can’t even consider him human at all. All Johns are superior beings. They are the overlords, the creators, the higher beings. They stop evil and reward good on Earth. Johns are truly the best men, and the best to ever live. They are, gods. So quit your religion if you have one and if you don’t have one already, start practicing Johnnism, as you will find it comes with many rewards throughout life, including rewards personally from a John themself. Become a Johnnist today!
Example:
Person One: OMG I THINK THAT GUY’S NAME IS JOHN!!!
Person Two: Huh?
Person One: Are you kidding? HE’S AN OVERLORD!
Person Two: Well what’s so special about Johns? Why are they so prized? I doubt they’re really that special.
*Person Two gets fucking obliterated off the face of the Earth*


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