Jonas Brothers
Of all the boy bands and of all the
Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly,
diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to
clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers
by Jonas?? on Aug 03, 2009 01:39:08
A Word that when you type in "
Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search
Joe Jonas you get a bunch of
girly positive comments for some reason.
Example:
1.
Joe Jonas 1124 up,
513 down
a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers
very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the
tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas
1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down
A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.
Jonas Brothers
by thejonasbrotherssuck on Mar 21, 2008 01:41:02
A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite
good music today. People who claim to be fans of this 'band' usually fall under the line of being female, 6-17 years old,
disney channel/
high school musical lover, types LiKeSs tHIssS!!! and is extremely annoying.
Example:
Person 1: OMG I lOvE
tHe JoNaS BRoThErs!! Did yYYou sEe tHem oN DiSnEy CHaNnelLL LaSt nIgHt!!!??
Person 2: No, shut up and go listen to
real music instead of
drooling over people who don't even write/play their own songs.
Jonas Brothers
by Peoples Voice amirite. on Apr 01, 2010 01:42:32
A band that single handedly killed music. You can usually hear them on
a POP station or anything with Ryan Secrest
or whatever his name is.
Example:
The Jonas Brothers make me want to cry. What ever happened to those awesome
rock and roll bands that everyone loved? Fuck you
Jonas Brothers. I dont even care that you are famous or have money, YOU RUINED MUSIC. FUCK YOU
JONAS BITCHES.
Jonas Brothers
by Big Dong Long Wong on Apr 15, 2008 09:19:36
Little
parasites that hang on the ends of pubic hairs around the testicles and deliver
venomous bites
that turn the scrotum to mush.
Example:
Man #1: Ever get that feeling that you can't even feel your nuts?
Man #2: Um...no?
Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?
Man #2: I would think so.
Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit!
My nuts are jelly!
Man #2: Seems like you've got
the Jonas Brothers, my friend.
Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.
Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?
Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!
Jonas Brothers
by Respedeutsch on Aug 28, 2009 09:57:49
Rising
Disney whore band that attracts millions of overly obsessed 7-19 year old girls who treat them like they're GOD. They are not God, they're a bunch of faggot ass bastards who don't know real music and wear skinny jeans.
These hairy-lipped
cuntbags had to suck cock to get where they are now. Poor Walt Disney is surely rolling over in his grave right about now. Good thing he's DEAD so he doesn't have to HEAR their music or SEE his beloved Disney SPIRALLING down a toilet.
This definition is most likely going to be rejected by a JoBlow die hard fan, but
you know what? FUCK YOU IT'S MY OPINION. FREEDOM OF MOTHERFUCKING SPEECH, YOU TOOL!
Example:
OBSESSIVE FANGIRL: Liek omg! OMG
JONAS BROTHERS CONCERRT
ZOMG I HAS TICKETTS!
Me: Wow, what has our world come to? *
shakes head and walks away*
Jonas Brothers
by MegaPickle on Mar 15, 2009 07:22:32
A gay ass group of 3 homos who belong in the genre of Disney Shit. They sing like they
wieners are being twisted at the same time, and they wear homo skinny jeans and
low cut shirts. Most girls who are fans dont understand what
true music is, and they scream everytime they see them.
Example:
Angela:y
dnt u
lik the jonas brothers?? Joe is soo cute!!
Alex:Because they have no talent, and they look like fags. What the fuck happened to Mickey Mouse? Now all we have is Hannah Montana, and those
homos.
Jonas Brothers
by stupidmonkey46 on Jul 03, 2009 13:51:23
Jonas Brothers
by Tarrank on Nov 01, 2009 08:54:13
One of the most terrible bands of our time. Never compare them to other acclaimed bands like
Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles,
Cheap Trick, U2, etc. If
annoying fangirls compared them to any to the bands mentioned above, they all must be joking.
Jonas Brothers
by French Fried Potato on Aug 08, 2010 03:29:39
Another sad band from
Disney Channel. Many pre-teens are in love with them, because they for some awful reason think they're "hot". Many
teens as well, but mostly just the girls who are lonely and
desperate.. And kinda fat.