Jou ma se POES

Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.See: poes



Jou Ma Se Poes
A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"
Example:
Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"


Jou ma se poes
A friendly way of greeting someone in Afrikaans, a language popular in southern Africa.
Example:
Person 1: Jou ma se poes
Person 2: Jou ma se poes ook!


Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes
"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Example:
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond


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