KETCHUP DICK

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.Also known as a KD.This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes



Ketchup Dick
A firefighter that masterbates excessively until the tip of his penis turns bright red causing it to bleed profusely. Usually occurs after a fire conference or a high rise fire alarm. The KD will then spend the rest of the month talking about “what if” scenarios and have excessive, almost appropriate, hero fantasies. A KD has more than three fire stickers in his truck window. The KD usually knows he is a KD. The KD incorporates the word ‘brother’ in every sentence. The typical KD owns a set of irons aka tools.
Example:
Mike Johnson is such a fuckin’ Ketchup Dick.


Ketchup dick
Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes
That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.
Example:
Look at Chris Huntley, he is the epitome of a KETCHUP DICK!


Ketchup Dick
Example:
Your a ketchup dick


dick ketchup
The blood that remains on your penis during or after fornicating with a virgin.
Example:
Brett: hey bro! I banged out my girl last night.
Dilan: Very nice! How was it?
Brett: It was awesome, but turns out she was a virgin. So I had to clean up some dick ketchup.
Dilan: Bruh.... fuck that.


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