Knockout

Knockout is a forum that sprung from the remains of Facepunch in early 2018, and has since eclipsed Facepunch tenfold to become a seething hive of degeneracy with fetishes that would make /b/ scream in horror before reaching for the bleach.Most of Knockout's demographic are thirty-something year olds who were hot stuff when Facepunch hit its prime in late 2010, and are now stuck whining about how they wasted all their life experiences by being shut-ins in their mother's basements or boozing for years but can't work up the will to either stop posting or administer nine grams of lead to their brain.When Knockouters aren't busy explaining their fucked up fetishes, torrenting child porn, or treating tiny pixels next to their names like Viagra for their penises irl, they spend their days like ResetERA does: whining about anything that doesn't fit the social justice definition, whining about representation, whining about how no one takes them seriously, and whining at each other like the bitches they are, but if you try to point out that their lives are worthless and that they have better things to get upset over, they will cry like pussies and bombard you with "Dumb" ratings. Meanwhile you can get banned for not going along with the community or whenever the jannies wish.Knockout is hell.



Knockout
She's a "Knockout" typically refers to a woman who in addition to being physically attractive, also exhibits great empathy, appreciation, and respect for all things and people she comes into contact with.
Example:
Have your met Mark's new girlfriend Vicky? Yes, she is quite a knockout.


Knockout
Take a big ass hit of headies off a bong...
hold it...
take a shot of vodka...
still hold it...
chug a beer through a beer bong...
still holding it...
blow a fat ass line of coke...
exhale...
knockedout...
Example:
3 min after a knockout...

"i think im dead...
but at the same time...
alive...
im fucked up right now man...
fuck..."


knockout
1. A very attractive woman. So named because her attractiveness is so stunning that it can (figuratively) knock you out. (make you speechless, stutter, etc.) Hence the term "knockout."
2. A punch in boxing that knocks your opponent unconscious, typically ending the match.
Example:
Guy1: Wow check her out!
Guy2: Yep, she's a knockout all right.



The Knockouts
n.
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses

Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"
Example:
Wow, I thought Chuck Norris was immune to roundhouses to the face! Now that I've seen The Knockouts in action, I know otherwise...

Damn Mildred, your tits is The Knockouts!


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