Kraft Singles

Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.



Kraft Singles
A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)
Example:
Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me


Kraft Singles
A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.
Example:
Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?


The Kraft Singles Method
When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.
Example:
"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"


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