LINGER

One who stays around longer than wanted.



lingerer
A type of fart, usually wet, that tends to have a stronger and longer lasting stink to it than a normal fart, and can even seem to "follow" one around.
Example:
Sarah came by my department at work today and almost threw up when she smelled the lingerer I had ripped almost 5 minutes before she arrived.


Lingerer
Someone who hangs around where they are not wanted
Example:
I cant believe she came to the club with us, she is such a lingerer!


Lingerism
The art of taking an idiom or a commonly known expression and inverting or twisting it so that the message is still comprehended, but the words are jumbled or nonsensical.
Example:
Lingerisms:

1. It´s like taking kids from candy.
2. That will sink like a led balloon.


Lingerers
Chunks of diarrhea that refuse to go down the toilet bowl after the first flush. Chunks that remain after the 2nd and 3rd flush are then known as Stallion Lingerers.
Example:
Toilet user #2: Ahh, shit! Johnny left some Lingerers behind!

Toilet user #1: Actually those are Stallion Lingerers, I flushed 4 times.


linger
1. To do something incredibly stupid or humiliating in front of a public audience, or in front of somebody in posession of a camera or recording device.
2. To show ones bare ass for a prolonged period of time.
3. To get incredibly drunk or monged and regret ones actions later.
Example:
On Saturday night Tom got the "fever" and pulled a Linger.


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