Lance Armstrong

A(person) lying, cheating, piece of human excrement.



Lance Armstrong
When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.
Example:
Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:

1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"

2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."

Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:

1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."

2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."


Lance Armstrong
A great but overrated cyclist. Seven Time winner of the Tour De France. Often called the greatest cyclist ever by passive American cycling fans that have never heard of Eddy Merckx, Bernard Hinault, Fausto Coppi or Miguel Indurain. Merckx and many others went on to race in hundreds of races while Armstrong focused on the Tour. His only other races were often training for the Tour at Tour de Georgia or Dauphiné Libéré. Merckx raced every race to win. Lance often was just training for the tour and along with his contemporaries would not take the risk seen in the Coppi-Merckx Era.
Example:
LA Fan: Lance Armstrong is the greatest cyclist ever!

Reality: No way dude. Eddy Merckx or Coppi.

LA fan. Who? you're crazy!

Facts: Merckx! Cycling was around before 1999. Merckx won 525 races and won the Giro D' Italia and Tour de France five times. Lance only talked about racing the Giro. Never even showed and has never ridden in most of the Classics like Paris-Roubaix which Merckx won three times. Also never attempted the Hour Record as he hinted on for years. A record for which Merckx is the standard.

LA fan: But Lance won the Tour De Georgia.

Reality: Dumbass!



Lance Armstrong
The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour
Example:
On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance


Latest Searches

Gojo Satoru, upton park, Upstate NY, tiny waist, just, blue monday, a massive, julez, SammyClassicSonicFan, i feel like it, holin, stardust, itches, open book, after class, This New Life, flipped up, encourage, sheet music, po-pos, Committee, pile on, BLU, Normal Cool, the Kardashians, frucken, Jason, involvation, Facebook stalking, Sweat Ass, on Call, Go running, on angles, named, brewery, Hmu, raking, Daesang, fckn, go off, Fhf, Derf, pg, philly philly, feel like a biscuit, someday, So-So Distancing, tallish, motha fucka, Brad I’m sorry, hellscape, sore loser, chinese, Compare, Fricken A, Forever and ever, soothe, viral video, Jadah, feeling like crap, NBA Youngboy, Pray, everyday, feeling like Trunks, Hi welcome, token gay, partnership, palms up, blogspeak, Kara, New player, totally tits, The Frickening, OM NOM NOM, splitter, a blueberry, warning, A cigarette, tik tok, 2 pairs, hmao, Broke-ass, High School Sex, Dat part, claret, Bethany Welch, Home base, ulcerative colitis, FUR BURGERS, fet, baby back ribs, yeahhhhh, Ita, Long Island iced tea, VEE, Jedi Order, lunch lady, This kid, chipotle, Albanian, trans woman, ryan seaman, Writing, gigolo, tramp stamps, strimmer, the drive, not boys, trl, wum, Cheeky bugger, haras, Jared Monaco, Porta-Asain, cyclic wand, dinee, ringe, Polonius, Allied Powers, Wuzzy, fuXored, onii, renaissance, So down, boiler, baal, Leri, sexual pleasure, help with, Carl Wheezer, im ugly, trogs, penic, half naked, Ty Pennington, romance novels, rocking out, second person, the Hudson River, 575, fondness, coupoff, Son, raccoons, man-dude-guy-pal, Mineve, tids, on the way back, Prickly Puss, not inside, Better, the Rainbow, Save, total package, fell out, sombra, the Wagon, for the bros, pleasant, rebates, SNATCHED, acquainted, coast to coast, brojob, REDD, DU, Wong, The jungle, My goodness, eBooks, gang bang, cincy, bewl, the turning, the ruby, alec, gfe, resto, Suck, Dean Ambrose, makin, chickfila, Xbox Live, fuck boy, Thanks dad, Takers, briggos, Thing Thing, Woodshedding, Not yet, Hentai Kamen, rail, Yet, Two faced bitch, mods, streetlight, lolz, Jarrod, GRIDDY, not single, Lance Armstrong, Gojo Satoru, upton park, Upstate NY, tiny waist, just, blue monday, a massive, julez, SammyClassicSonicFan, i feel like it, holin, stardust, itches, open book, after class, This New Life, flipped up, encourage, sheet music, po-pos, Committee, pile on, BLU, Normal Cool, the Kardashians, frucken, Jason, involvation, Facebook stalking, Sweat Ass, on Call, Go running, on angles, named, brewery, Hmu, raking, Daesang, fckn, go off, Fhf, Derf, pg, philly philly, feel like a biscuit, someday, So-So Distancing, tallish, motha fucka, Brad I’m sorry, hellscape, sore loser, chinese, Compare, Fricken A, Forever and ever, soothe, viral video, Jadah, feeling like crap, NBA Youngboy, Pray, everyday, feeling like Trunks, Hi welcome, token gay, partnership, palms up, blogspeak, Kara, New player, totally tits, The Frickening, OM NOM NOM, splitter, a blueberry, warning, A cigarette, tik tok, 2 pairs, hmao, Broke-ass, High School Sex, Dat part, claret, Bethany Welch, Home base, ulcerative colitis, FUR BURGERS, fet, baby back ribs, yeahhhhh, Ita, Long Island iced tea, VEE, Jedi Order, lunch lady, This kid, chipotle, Albanian, trans woman, ryan seaman, Writing, gigolo, tramp stamps, strimmer, the drive, not boys, trl, wum, Cheeky bugger, haras, Jared Monaco, Porta-Asain, cyclic wand, dinee, ringe, Polonius, Allied Powers, Wuzzy, fuXored, onii, renaissance, So down, boiler, baal, Leri, sexual pleasure, help with, Carl Wheezer, im ugly, trogs, penic, half naked, Ty Pennington, romance novels, rocking out, second person, the Hudson River, 575, fondness, coupoff, Son, raccoons, man-dude-guy-pal, Mineve, tids, on the way back, Prickly Puss, not inside, Better, the Rainbow, Save, total package, fell out, sombra, the Wagon, for the bros, pleasant, rebates, SNATCHED, acquainted, coast to coast, brojob, REDD, DU, Wong, The jungle, My goodness, eBooks, gang bang, cincy, bewl, the turning, the ruby, alec, gfe, resto, Suck, Dean Ambrose, makin, chickfila, Xbox Live, fuck boy, Thanks dad, Takers, briggos, Thing Thing, Woodshedding, Not yet, Hentai Kamen, rail, Yet, Two faced bitch, mods, streetlight, lolz, Jarrod, GRIDDY,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!