about last night
The ultimate basic bitch euphemism for "look at this filtered picture of me looking hot...last night."
Example:
Did you see the picture Becky posted with the caption "About Last Night"? Bitch just went to Olive Gardens.
Did you see the picture Becky posted with the caption "About Last Night"? Bitch just went to Olive Gardens.
Last Night Was Great
A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
Example:
“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”
“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”
thankyou for last night
Last-Night Breakfast
Example:
"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"
"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"
last night question
Example:
“Kurtis what did you think of Fadra’s speach at Plato’s dinner party in symposium?”
“That’s a last night question”
“Kurtis what did you think of Fadra’s speach at Plato’s dinner party in symposium?”
“That’s a last night question”
last night's dinner
Example:
Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.
Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.
Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.
Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.
last night on earth
The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.
Texts From Last Night
A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA
Example:
A typical "texts from last night"
(573):
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
(636):
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
(573):
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
A typical "texts from last night"
(573):
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
(636):
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
(573):
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation