Late Lunch

A lunch taken by a dastardly incoragable person who thinks taking a late lunch will have a an affect of an early departure from work. They usually destroy dinners and plans to have dinner for friends and family. Late lunches go hand in hand with debauchery, drinking and womanizing.



Late Lunch
When a guy walks past you while you're making a sandwich in the late afternoon and asks, "Late lunch?", then walks into the toilet and proceeds to take a very loud dump.
Example:
Oh man I ate a lot of Mexican food today and I think I need to do a Late Lunch.


Late Lunch
When a co-worker fails to eat anything all day because he is too stupid to bring his lunch/food in the truck. Then proceeds to scream at a Fed Ex driver who interrupted his lunch.
Example:
Fed Ex Driver: "Hey everyone, I got a package for you. Sorry to interrupt your lunch."
Co Worker: " Yeah... A really LATE LUNCH!"


Friday Late Lunch
When you wait until you receive you paycheck on payday Friday to go to lunch because you are out of money. This usually happens around 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
Example:
You have received a text message from Cory: Hey man we still meeting at noon at Hooters for lunch?

Reply: Nah dude, I'm going to have to catch a Friday Late Lunch if I'm eating anything other than dry Ramen.


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