Leather

"Leather" is slang for the male genatilia.



Leather
The word leather can be used to describe the state of a male's penis between flaccid and boner. Adam Carolla invented the word in high school, while working towards a degree in ceramics. The term "leather" was originally used to describe the point to which a piece of clay becomes too hard to mold or shape. Carolla first heard the word in a Ceramics 101 course in high school. Since then he has used the word to describe the state of his and Dr. Drew's penis. Both of which he has seen on many occasions.
Example:
Hey, your mother's so banging I got leather!!!


Leatherization
The process in which human skin turns permanently dark and wrinkled, usually to excessive exposure to UV rays.
Example:
Although she had only been tanning for thirteen years, the signs of leatherization were already showing on her chest.


leathered
When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.

This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.
Example:
Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard

1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.

Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA


Leathering It In
To claim how bad your situation in fantasy sports is, in a last ditch plee to the fantasy gods you let you win.
Example:
Opponent : You've already won, I'm Not going to even bother watching, there's no point, I've accepted defeat......oh look.... I won.

You : Stop leathering it in....cunt


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