Lincoln Log

The beaded turds that hurt to push out and remind you of something you found in your Mom's dresser once



Lincoln Log
A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.
Example:
I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!


Lincoln Log
When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.
Example:
My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.


Lincoln Log
When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
Example:
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"

CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."

CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."


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