Lincolnshire
Lincolnshire is a town located in Illinois. Lincolnshire is known for its almost police state-esque number of squad cars compared to its low rate of crime. The high number of uniformed officers is due in part by the wealthy soccer moms who reside in Lincolnshire who are
deathly afraid of the outside world and believe it will corrupt their children.
Adlai E.
Stevenson High School is located in the town and their beauvilles are spotted driving around town frequently. To sum up Lincolnshire in one word: boring
Lincolnshire
by Carl Jennigs on Oct 05, 2006 06:04:29
The worst country, with the worst accent, in England. The worst town is Boston (where i am from), and the
bets is probably
Lincoln, because
that place just ROCKS! (See example for accent)
Example:
Daan 'ere in Linonsheer, we av really good copootas and we spends
lurds o time
on em - Down here in Lincolnshire we have really good computers and we spend loads of time on them!
lincolnshire
by Mr Collingham on Dec 30, 2007 07:49:37
Lincolnshire is possibly the best county in England. It has loads and loads of history, a real good dialect and good scenery. The food here is top notch, too! Unfortunatley, the youth are more interested in drugs and
vandalism than our heritage, so it shall probably one day
fade away.
Example:
Typical dialect from a
Lincolnshire shepherd could include things like "Yon
owd yowe's far welted"
lincolnshire
by Oliver Wood on Feb 23, 2005 00:55:05
boring county in
the east midlands of the UK. only decent places are
Stamford and Lincoln, the rest especially
Grantham (even though Margaret Thatcher came from there). This is the county where Newton was born. The sausages made here are the best in England and possibly the world.
lincolnshire
by linnnnnn. on Aug 13, 2008 03:23:20
this is for
lincolnshire, il btw
rofl lincolnshire is the
opposite of boring(unlike what is said above) and is known for their local high school (best around) and real estate.
They have the commons (which is a bunch of great stores), City Park and various other places. City park is a huge hangout spot for any teenagers who live around here. I go to hs in lincolnshire (
stevenson high school) and ever since i was like 12 ive been going to city park. They have starbucks, jamba juice, putting edge (mini golf) , maggi moos (ice cream), champps (the restaurant), pot bellys, red robin, a huge movie theater (with iMax) and everything else you coul imagine. lol i live in bg (the lake county side) but i actually wish i lived there.
Example:
jenn: hey u wanna go to the movies with me, becca, katie,
manda and
leen??
michelle: hell yess!! We're going to the regal in lincolnshire right??
jenn: where else?? we can eat, have dessert, catch an
imax and shop all at the same time.
Lincolnshire Syndrome
by pradzor on Mar 18, 2010 05:50:03
A typical
malaise affecting those who live in secluded rural areas such as
Lincolnshire, England. Symptoms include lack of urban awareness; an aversity to progress; general social/racial ignorance and crucially the inability to accept that such areas are generally shit. Sufferers may find difficulty in rehabilitation; some have been known to live in said areas for life due to their
irrefutable lack of ambition. Surprisingly some are content to be entertained lifelong by Young Farmers' parties and "Skeg-Vegas", an association of which the true Vegas, thankfully, is unlikely to know of. To this date there is no apparent cure.
Example:
"you off to
skeggy vegas on saturday
yeahhh?"
- a Lincolnshire Syndrome sufferer
Lincolnshire, IL
by Wigism on Jun 12, 2020 08:22:27
A city filled with doctors, lawyers, executives, and, most of all, nerds. The elementary schools in this town have $27,000,000 sitting in a bank account and the high school school gets over $100,000,000 a year. Most of this
funding comes from the mansions and
pharma company
headquarters located in this town. Mental illness in common in this town, but at least there aren't drugs.
Example:
Average American: "I live in a regular city, make $50,000 a year, and live in a 700 sq. ft. apartment."
Pharma Exec: "I live in Lincolnshire, IL, make $
2,000,000 a year, and live in a 8,500 sq. ft. mansion."