Linus

An all round great guy, rich as fuck, massive dick and gets all the bitches.



Linus
Carefree, Joker, Charming, Vigorous. Linus is often found in the spotlight, but once you get to know him you’ll see that he’s all other than that hubris. Linus likes to keep his personal problems private, but he’ll never hetsitate to hear you out. Linus will do anything to cheer you up. He’s a great listener and advisor, with two shoulders to cry on. He’ll always have your back.

Linus has got a great sense of humour; you’ll never miss a laugh when he’s around. In fact, he’ll see to it that you know he’s pulled up the driveway.

Linus huge amount of energy leads him to limitless adventures. He's a very interesting person since he’s always up to something. There’s just no room for boredom being the enthusiastic learner and happy teacher that Linus is. Although, he can be quite a procrastinator regarding necessities that doesn’t appeal to him, you can always rely on Linus because he’s always carrying his heart with him.

If you’re friends with Linus, consider yourself lucky. He’d never befriend someone who’s not worthy of his time or energy.

In love life, Linus is a great romantic who’s never ashamed to show off his partner. He’ll make sure that they’re aware of his love and affection. Never will he make his partner feel ashamed or judged; Linus only have love, and lots of laughter, to give you.

If you ever stumble across a Linus, make sure to give him a shot! Who knows what mountains you’ll end up climbing together?
Example:
“I’m hanging out with Linus today!”
“Oh sweet! Can I pleeeaaseee join? I’ts always a blast with Linus!”


Linus
He's i sweet sexy boy who will cuddle his homies to sleep. You can always depend on Linus to steal your bitch, so hide your women because here comes Linkan with his 30 inch punisher. ( usually tall, muscular and handsome af).
Example:
Oh my my girlfriend got destroyed by Linus and his massive dong.
Damn das duff...


Linus
One of the best people you could ever meet. Linus is a great hugger and gives amazing advice. He is a good leader and knows how to make anyone on his team feel better. If you know a Linus you are lucky!
Example:
I could really use a hug from Linus right now.


Linus
Genius, Billionaire, Playboy and Philanthropist. In 2nd Grade entered a robotics competition, won because of his creation named Optimus Prime. Obeying isn't his style. A really rich bitch. There's no one like him. Basically two words: The Best.
Example:
God told Linus to love the people he envy most in his life. Linus went on to love himself.


Linus
(v) To expend enormous amounts of time and/or resources to achieve something clearly not worth the time/resources expended.

Credit (I did come up with this): polymerizedrecords on The WORST CPU Cooler EVER – Sketchy Heatsinks Ep2 By linustechtips
Example:
"hey man, stop linusing!"
"my girlfriend linused so much yesterday"


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