Live Journal

noun - An online website that hosts a diary-type bulletin board, where teenagers, most commonly, post a daily diary entry describing how they attempted suicide for the ump-teenth time, tell how their boyfriend/girlfriend dumped them, and how much their lives generally suck.



Live Journal
Noun- a form of writting, like a blog, except it seems to get abused by all the people that think, for some odd reason that thier poetry is the newest most expressive, influential thing on the block, when all they write is wanna be edgar allen poe, but in modern english, and all they write about is how much they love someone, or how much someone doesn't pay attention, because that is all they want.
Example:
My Poem
Today was a sad day
The one I love cares not for me
And every time I say hey they walk away quickly and call me a stalker
I can't help it if the only time i see them is on my way to the guidance counslers office
Oh, how I love my razor
Some read this from my school so i have an excuse ot go back to guidance.


Live Journal
a very large gathering of white teenagers (emo kids) who discuss either their own music (and or poetry), some emo band's music (and or poetry) or the current state of their hair, boyfriend/girlfriend, pet, mum, social life, make-up case, PMS, favourite sports person, bisexuality etc.
Example:
live journaler 1: i just wrote some new slash today
live journaler 2: check out my new icon
live journaler 3: come see my gig tonight i'm gonna play some totally emo music while wearing a black t-shirt
all: woot! whee! omg! etc


live journal
live journal (lj) – n. Free online blogging service.
analogy Live journals are like ropes. They help you climb the social ladder. However, the rope (lj) only works if you reach out (type in your password) and grab it (pick a cool color scheme, generally an unreadable one) and pull yourself up (write daily updates as to how your life is going and how stupid everything else is, then open the forum for comments). It also helps to post some hawt pictures of yourself, especially when posed with two or three members of the opposite sex.
Example:
www.livejournal.com/users/apec766


live journal
A Journal gone digital.

You type online like you would write on paper, you can make it private or public. You can create communities or use it as a daily life post it.
Example:
"I use my online Journal to connect with my online buds"


live journal
An online journal so people can complain how their life as a rich snob is so horrible
Example:
Big_Butt24784651: omg like ne way so omg omg omg omg then that bitch was omg like yeah then so the girl's panties blew up today and like yeah omg this kid omg whacked off and looked at me omg omg omg like OMG!


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