London

What some foriegners call England.



London
To Londoners the only place that exists in the UK, rather like a city full of the Flat earth society.
Example:
Outsider: I live in Wales.

Londoner: You must be made from Dark Matter!


London
the capital of England
Example:


London
An excellent city, just alive and buzzing with many cultures. Very possibly the best city in the world, though often mistaken for the only place (worth seeing anyway) in the U.K. by ignorant foreigners
Example:
English person: Have you been to the U.K. before?
Foreigner: Oh yes, I've been to London five times on holiday.
English person: Anywhere else?
Foreigner: No, there's nothing worth seeing outside the M25, it's just a barren wasteland
English person: Ignorant fool. DIE NOW! *pulls out knife and stabs repeatedly*


London
The 10th largest city in Canada. London, Ontario is located close to Toronto (in the southern part of the province of Ontario). It is also referred to as "The Forest City" for its amount of trees and plant growth. Londoners tend to travel around every part of the city, and have no fear of being out late in the middle of no where.

If someone asks a Londoner (Ontarian) where they live, and they reply with "I live in London", they will most likely assume they live in England because no one knows of the one in Ontario.
Example:
Person 1: So where do you live?
Person 2: London. :)
Person 1: Ooh, I love English accents.
Person 2: Umm, I'm not British. o.o I live in Canada.
Person 1: But you just said you live in London.
Person 2: Yeah, London ONTARIO.
Person 1: Oh, I never knew Canada had a London.


London
London - its a wiked place but aint all that posh like the americans think it to be.

Most of London, except the outer boroughs ,central london and most of westminster is a dump, shitty public housing everywhere from crappy council houses to grimey shitty towerblocks and big dirty estates.

If you wana see londons ghettos - then go to these places - HARLESDEN, Stonebridge, north kensington, gospel oak, BRIXTON, streatham, PECKHAM, walworth, lewisham, deptford, new cross, woolwich, Plaistow, west ham, stratford, HACKNEY, bow, bethnal green, poplar, enfield and TOTTENHAM.

Yeh they're all very shitty with high levels of crime, for example - a lot of robbery, burglary, assault, regular stabbings, occasional shootings and car-jacking goes on and most teenagers in these parts carry knives.

Most gangs always got straps and people carry converted baikals that fire 9mm ammunition, mac 10s, magnums and revolvers. Bare people in London do own guns even though theyre illegal.

If you don't want to get shot, dont go to the places in caps - brixton, peckham, hackney, tottenham and harlesden (harlesden/stonebridge has decreasing crime but once gunshots wud go off every nite, it was like jamaica around 8 years ago)

London has 3 times the amount of crime New York does just to note.
Example:
African american kid is walkin along in brixton, London and sees some british niggaz smokin weed.

"yo fam - i dint know UK had weed, i thought yall jus sipped tea and ate crumpets fo real"

BANG BANG BANG - kid gets shot

"talk to da gun pussyole, fuckin yank wasteman"


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