Example:
Rodney Wrong: Heck! Miss
Preachy, I got a D on my
spelling test.
Miss Preachy: That's because you misspelled some words. See there, magic is m-a-g-i-c, and there is no "k".
Rodney Wrong: But I saw it spelled like this just the other day, in a published book called "
Magick for Morons" and I...
Miss Preachy: Don't lie to me! No educated full grown adult would ever publish a book, even if it was nonsense, if they misspelled magic; now would they?
Rodney Wrong: But...
Miss Preachy: SILENCE!
Rodney Wrong: ...@$#%!...
Miss Preachy: You know what, Rodney? My parent-teacher conference with your mother is coming up. Maybe I can tell her about what a naughty, NAUGHTY boy you've been. On top of that, maybe
Santa Clause won't bring you any presents this year, maybe...
Rodney Wrong: {sobbing loud} That's fine because momma already told me that Santa Clause isn't real! {Rodney proceeds to kick Miss Preachy in her shin and runs out of the room crying}
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Naive Ned: Cool, you guys brought your cards. What are you playing? I brought my Legolas and
Gimli decks. Down for some L-O-T-R R-P-G?
Waldo Warlock: We're not PLAYING anything. We're doing
magick, magick with an i-c-k. This is serious business. {
scoffs} There's more to life than Lord of the Rings.
Naive Ned: Yeah right, my name isn't Gullible Gunther. I've been at this gaming stuff a long time to know that Magic the Gathering IS a game, and it IS spelled with an i-c, not an i-c-k. It's cool though, I've got my Magic the Gathering cards with me as well, my special artifact deck.
Wendy
Wicca: We're not playing anything. We're actually doing Tarot, it's
fortune telling using cards. We're using the systems, traditions, and powers of old to foresee a time outside the realm of the present.
Naive Ned: Yeah right, game over, I'm calling your bluff. You aren't fortune telling and you aren't playing Magic the Gathering. I can see you're playing L-O-T-R R-P-G. See, he's got a Galdalf deck and she's got an
Eowyn deck, cards are kind of big though.
Waldo Warlock: Pfft! Eowyn of Rohan, daughter of Eomund and Theodwyn, sister of
Eomer. Pfft! A thirty dollar deck she got at Barnes and Noble. She might as well be using a
pinochle deck. The future will be here before she foretells anything. {scoffs} My White Wizard Gandalf deck is far superior. I bought it for almost two-hundred dollars on
E-Bay, it was well worth it.
Wendy Wicca: Be careful what you say about my deck,
WALDO. I'm liable to trap your soul in this here crystal and throw it into the sea.
Waldo Warlock: {While Waldo and Wendy exchange words, Ned reaches for the White Wizard deck, Waldo notices and slaps his hand away} DO-NOT-TOUCH! You'll taint my deck with your
non-believer energy. Wendy, could you please prepare some red sage, garlic and
wormwood? I need to sprinkle some on his feet and forehead to
dispel whatever evil spirit that possesses him. Let's do it quickly, I have to go home and do my chores.
Wendy Wicca: Jeez Waldo, just put your
foot down to your mother and tell her, "Look, I'm
twenty five years old and I'll come and go as I please."