MAID

Materialistic asshole in disguise



maid
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
Example:
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.


Maid
A woman who you can order around and will clean and cook for you
Example:
The lady of the Manor caught two maids slacking off and ordered them to clean faster


Maid
A women who works for you and does what you want. Maids will usually cook and clean for you and listen to your every order.
Example:
1. Lady: "Go and scrub the stairwell maid"

Maid: "Yes Madame"

2. Lady: "Maid, I order you to give me a foot rub"

Maid: " Of Course, Madame"


MAIDS
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
Example:
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"


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