Malaysia

A country which was an absolute shithole where Malays were given huge advantages, where the prime minister got a random donation of 4 million dollars, where freedom of speech didn’t exist, where human rights weren’t a thing. However, it’s people joined together and voted for a second independence: an independence from the embarrassment of UMNO. Maybe Malaysia has a shot at not being a complete mess.



Malaysia
A 'truly Asian' country that treats non-Malays as second-class citizens and non-Muslim Malays as criminals, where corruption is the very definition of honest government administration, and where Islamo-fundamentalism is so rife you would be busted just for holding hands with a girl.

Freedom of speech is a myth - even if you are backed with undisputed facts, speaking against government policies will get you prisoned without trial. Freedom of religion is a lie - it applies only to Islam. Mosques are build all over the places while churches and temples are razed to the ground without care for the sentiments of the non-Malay population. Non-Malays are free to choose religions (read:Islam) but Malays who convert will be harrassed, humiliated, tortured, jailed and may even be executed.

The people who say that Malaysia is a nice country are usually ignorant Caucasian tourists who had never been anywhere else than the beaches, shopping complexes and resorts organized by their travel agents; and also didn't stay anywhere other than the cozy hotels of Kuala Lumpur, probably around the vicinity of Ampang area. They have yet to delve further into the real face of Malaysia behind the sugar-coated image projected by its Tourism Board.

Check urbandictionary.com to know what Malaysia TRULY is. those top definitions are made by honest Malaysians who know what they are talking about.
Jonathan: Do you know Malaysia?
Billy: Yeah I know. Great beaches, shopping complexes, food...oh it's Truly Asia(tm)!
Jonathan: Well, I was thinking about the plight of Lina Joy, the unfortunate Christian Malay who is denied of her religious rights. And Alantuya Sharibuu, the Mongolian model who had been brutally murdered by the police, and...
Example:
Jonathan: Have you been to Malaysia?
Billy: Yes I have. Great beaches, shopping complexes, food...oh it's Truly Asia(tm)!
Jonathan: Well, I was thinking about the plight of Lina Joy, the unfortunate Christian Malay who is denied of her religious rights. And Alantuya Sharibuu, the Mongolian model who had been brutally murdered by the police, and...


Malaysia
malaysia is a country where mawi's fan will love.
racism againts non malays r made legal.
even einstein cant survive here if he's a non malay.
n dare to say everyone is equal regardless of skin color n religion? tell that to ur kinds, we r way smarter to believe tat!
Example:
go to places like singapore.
the smart goes up... the DUMB RETARDS stay home and watch siti nurhaliza wedding or akedemi famtasia or just be a mat rempit.
malaysia boleh.... not.


Malaysia
from malaysia. punya malaysia. malaysia punya. it's malaysian.

noun.
classic joke originated from Malaysian troll that always used to claim anything viral globally that originally originated from Indonesia.
Example:
"famous ppl use viral indonesian catchphrase on social platforms"
e.g. om telolet om or masuk pak eko

and certainly you will find malaysian troll replying on tweet or commenting on ig and says:

om telolet om malaysia punya
masuk pak eko from malaysia


Malaysia
Malaysia, as the name suggests, is a country where most Malays live. There are other races living here as well but left to struggle living their lives as advantages are always given by the government to the race which is the majority of the population.
Example:
I wonder why Malaysia still practices third-world mentality.


Malaysia
Malaysia is a the type of girl that doesnt take shit from anyone, she's the type of girl that is so sweet and nice until u get on her bad side, Malaysia is also the type of girl with beautiful chocolate skin and all the boys want her. She is a real goofy and fun person everyone would like to be around, she's smart, pretty and a little ghetto fabulous.
Example:
"You cant go wrong with Malaysia."


Malaysia
A savage girl. She will sweep you off your feet. If you are with her make sure not let her go. She is very funny, and attractive. She hallarious, and can act like a boy at times. She also has big bones. She wear the best clothes and always looks good.She is very sassy. And is so very sassy
Example:
Guy;,Omg she is the best girl ever
Girl:, Who?
Guy;, Malaysia, she is a savage cutie,


Malaysia
People define her as a Beautiful individual. Mean as fuck. Talks hella shit but can back it up. Horrible attitude but she'll get over it and will end up being happy af in the next hour. Everyone loves her. Even though some despise her bc of her great looks. Very smart. Great Dancer. She's the life of the party.
Example:
Everyone loves Malaysia.


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