Manchester United
by the f.a on Sep 23, 2019 20:27:17
Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every
South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria,
Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and
6th place as Ole is not fixing anything
Example:
Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so
shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat
West Ham and
Crystal Palace!
Manchester United
by Misha A on Jul 09, 2011 06:13:36
A famous football club from China and South-East Asia, but for some strange reason is based in North West England.
It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese,
Thais, Vietnamese and
Laotian.
Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur,
latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.
Example:
Fan 1: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the world"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "
Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"
Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh
best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes
Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"
Manchester United
by Aussie Ben on Feb 07, 2006 20:59:12
A team followed by bandwagoners and (formerly)
teenyboppers who went for them because "
David Beckham is sooo hot!" A money-making, merchandise spinning, whore
enterprise that plays a bit of soccer on the side.
Example:
"
Who do you go for in
the English Premier League?"
"Manchester United!"
"Name another team that plays in the Premier League?"
"Uhhhh- uuuuuhhhhhh"
"Exactly!"
Manchester United
by Wazza 1986 on Aug 09, 2008 01:24:02
A football team with fans from all over England except Manchester. There manager is one of the most dispicable people ever to make it on TV and due to there large glory hunting fan base take up valuable time on
sky sports with storys that aren't even news. Most of there supporters have'nt got a clue about football and go to watch one
game a year if they are committed coming up with typical
glory hunter excuses for supporting them like my grandad once went on holiday to manchester. They are everything that is wrong with football today from all the money being at the top of the game, to overpaid young men who have lost touch with reality, to brainless supporters who wonder why the goalkeeper is wearing a different kit to everyone else. There stadium sucks it might be big but its ugly and soulless with fans who only sing when they are winning and even then its just a few of them. they should be demoted to league 2 for the blatant
favouritism referees give them then see how many make the long trips from Essex,
Warwickshire and South east Asia to watch them play.
Example:
Football fan: How many Manchester United games have you been to this year
Manu fan: None but I did go to one in 1998 its a long way from Stratford
Football fan: Why do you support them then?
Manu fan: My Auntie went on a day trip to Salford in the 70s, did you hear on
Sky Sports that the players are not going to be complacent this year
Football fan: Yes i was watching to see if there was any real football news about transfers and results but instead i was subjected to that big Scottish
tomato face rambling on again I wish that tramp who battered him had finished him off.
Manchester United
by Beks99 on May 23, 2008 05:36:13
The Pride of all Europe. 68 99 08 - the squad including
Scholes, Giggs, Ferdinand, Rooney,
Vidic,
Evra,
Tevez and the awe inspiring Ronaldo have done The Busby Babes proud. I speak as a life-long supporter who grew up in hearing distance of the ground so am hopeful that my opinion will actually count to some of the
MUFC Hate Brigade. Personally I couldn't give a toss if our support is spread round the world, nor do I lose sleep over our agressive marketing strategy - every time some kid buys a Rooney pencil case and a Ronaldo face cloth it all goes towards making us stronger financially. And with the amazing Sir Alex Ferguson leading us ever forward how on earth could I moan?? Watch out Liverpool, we're right on your tail - can't wait to get past cos it reeks of unwashed shagged grannies and partially digested
rat stew.
Manchester United
by top_red_2008 on Jul 25, 2020 23:08:18
Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1
Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields
With 66 Trophies
in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for
Liverpool fans.
Example:
Example:
Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And
Liverpool?"
Person2: "
Pffft Are they even relevant? Even
Arsenal are bigger than them"
Manchester United
by zutroy on Jan 10, 2005 00:12:09
The World's Greatest Team (TM)
The only Manchester team worth a mention
Their alternative names include
Man United,
MUFC, United.
'Man U' is a horrible abbreviation and one
that real United fans hate
Example:
Manchester United dominated English football throughout the late 50's, late 60's and all of the 90's.
It's a shame they've become a corporate brand, but the local football club element still remains at
Old Trafford, despite what the
ABU's say
'We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the north. We hate the
scousers, the cockneys of course (and leeds!)'