Mandurah

The arse of Australia, one of the sister towns to:-Rockingham-Kwinana-Coondanup-PinjarrahThe only places on earth where you can walk around in thongs and a flanno' shirt and feel you fit in.



mandurah
The latest Australian Census has named Mandurah as the fastest growing city in all of Australia.

Mandurah is an idyllic waterside paradise. It is a place of beauty where tanned girls roam the beaches and streets scantily clad and carefree.

Mandurah is nirvana.
Example:
I'm heading down to Mandurah for the weekend...an hour on the bus and you're in paradise- beaches, babes, bikinis, fishing and surfing.

What more can a man ask for?


mandurah
A place in the south western part of Australia, just south of Perth.

Full of losers from wannabe's to dole bludgers.

People from around Peth usually refer to people from Mandurah as either 'a bunch of old farts' or 'a bunch of country wankers that have never been to the city'
Example:
person from mandurah going for a job interview in Perth-

"So where you from?"
"Me, well i'm from Mandurah."
"Get the fuck out of my office."


Mandurah Handshake
A common practice in Mandurah, Western Australia, in which you punch someone in the back of the skull as hard as you can, often putting them in hospital.
Example:
1. "Oi bro, you shoulda seen me give this random bloke the Mandurah Handshake last night at toucan."

2. "I've gotta go to court today over that Mandurah Handshake incident last weekend, I hope my Centrelink benefits don't get cut off"


mandurah baptist college
A school where stuck up hoes go when the rest of Mandurah wishes to bash them up.

A Christian school where teacher believe being a single mother is a sin against yourself and god.
This school is over 10 years old but not a single person actually likes it there.

Examples of punishment:
Sendout; noun
A punishment where a serious rule has been broken, there are three classes of a sendout

1: an inside sendout
2: a minor outside sendout

3: a major sendout usually leading to a suspension.
Example:
Mandurah baptist college is a private school within the Mandurah, Lakelands area

Mbc child 1: this school is lit, i dab on my haters and use fidget spinner to release stress.
Mbc child 2: man this school is terrible, the year sevens suck!
Mbc child 3: I accidentally got wet in the rain now I have a sendout.
Mbc child 4: excuse me 'mbc child 4' but that is a sin, go pray before I slap you knees!


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