Mark Zuckerberg
by Capitalist-DI666-Inaganti on Dec 10, 2010 22:16:17
1) "Creator" of Facebook, whether or not he has actually "created" Facebook is a highly
debated topic. He is also the world's youngest
billionaire.
2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The
feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.
Example:
1)
Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....
Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "
dumb fucker"!!!!!
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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at
MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!
GUY I: He so Mark
Zuckerberged that shit dawg!
GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!
GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!
GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT
SONN!!!!
Mark Zuckerberg
by Oldhickorycwock on Apr 21, 2019 21:49:31
Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-like species from the celestial body MU69. He is the king of
Fakebook and aims to take over the world by mining the data of the population, preferably middle aged soccer moms. He will
brainwash them with fake news to overthrow the government in a
coup to him in power. If you ever see someone with knees on the back of their legs, that’s Mark Zuckerberg in disguise, taking on a humanoid form to secretly destroy the world as we know it.