Married Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Married

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person. The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).

Married

by tuds on Jan 19, 2009 21:38:48

The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.

Example:
"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.

Married

by the_unknown on Nov 30, 2012 02:37:29

Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits

Example:
"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"

Married

by 0x0Infinity on Feb 28, 2018 03:55:20

A person whose freedom has been taken away, who cannot feel free and develop, who cannot be himself, who looks locked in a iron cage, or who looks married.

Example:
She sneaks out of the house one night while he’s away, after he’s forbidden her from doing anything except going to work and then coming straight home; and when she explains this to her friend, the friend laughs knowingly and says “you’re so married.”

Married

by Hym Iam on Oct 11, 2022 09:54:26

I heard a rumor that she cheated on her prime husband with Harry Styles

Example:
Hym “I heard that she WAS married but she cheated on her husband with Harry Styles, so.... Hurray hypergamy! Retard with a meaty dongle beats prince! And I still think I wrote some of that movie. I’ll bet you 1 million dollars some of this is in that piece of shit... Tssk! 😤 dumb slut... tarnish my good name. And Chris Pine should have beat the shit out of that little faggot for spitting on him. Actually, I will officially offer my services to help Chris Pine jump him. We’ll catch him in his trailer so he can run. Rearrange his face. And then we can go throw piss filled water balloons at the snake-whore... and then we can go get ice cream...”

Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”

Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”

Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”

Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”

Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒

Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! Stop it!”

Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”

Iam “I... Whatever...”

Marrie

by J cans on Nov 17, 2019 06:26:36

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. They make you happy just being around them and anyone would be lucky to have them. They are super funny and have a lot of charm. You will catch feeling that you never thought you had.

Example:
Did you see Marrie earlier she’s so cute and has a great personality

marri

by Marri Robinson on Mar 14, 2008 13:10:03

A super fun girl with a lot of spunk. She is very outgoing and up for anything. At times she can be a little wild but everyone loves her. She is known for her breath-taking beauty. Most marri's are country girls and like to play in the dirt!

Example:
Look at Marri out there rootin in her 4 by 4 raisin hell with the boys.

married

by theplaidpen on Jan 07, 2018 00:27:20

Friends with tax benefits.

Example:
My roommates Tim and Derek are thinking of getting married so they can afford seperate bedrooms.

married to

by joelh on Apr 30, 2008 00:39:58

To be firmly committed to a decision, preference, opinion, affiliation, etc. This phrase is actually most commonly used in the negative to imply one's flexibility on a subject or lack of staunchness for a particular decision.

Example:
dude 1: "Anyone have a preference were we go for dinner?"

dude 2: "Let's go to Wendy's. Not that I'm married to the idea, but a frosty sounds real good right now."

dude 1: "Wendy's it is!"

marrie

by The Murmeler on Feb 11, 2017 10:36:36

The best girl in the world, anyone would be lucky to have her

Example:
Omg did u see marrie this weekend? Yeah man, i wanna ask her out

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