Marzipan Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Marzipan

a) a confection made from almonds and sugar, used in baking or shaped, good dusted with cocoab) a fairylike character from the Nutcracker Suitec) Homestar Runner's tofu-eating, overbearing, folk guitar-playing, houseplant-resurrecting girlfriend who resembles an elongated pink nipple in a bell-shaped purple skirt, topped by an "I Dream of Jeannie" ponytail.

Marzipan

by Josh Tejada on Dec 18, 2003 00:16:42

1. A sweet confection that mostly comes with cakes and other such pastries, made of almonds, egg whites, sugar and sometimes chocolate, often molded into decorative shapes.
2. A standalone female character of the animated series "Homestar Runner" who resembles a finger with a face painted on it, or an earthworm with a blonde ponytail.

Example:
1. Marzipans are yummy.
2. Marzipan is a pretty vegetarian girl who likes to play the guitar.

Marzipan

by Chris M on Jul 23, 2003 20:19:52

Homestar's fiercely indepent and slightly overbearing girlfriend. She qualifies as 'pretty' in Homestar's country., and she likes animals, especially cats and dogs, but it makes her sad when cats and dogs are in the same room together. She has a guitar called Carol, which she plays without her hands, since she has none. She resembles a bell or a mop.

Example:
"Marzipan, I don't think anyone's coming to your party..." Homestar.

Marzipan

by Upsilon on Jul 19, 2003 18:53:25

Homestar's hippie girlfriend. Has not the intelligence to distinguish between Homestar and a crude model of him made of tofu.

Example:
Marzipan's head is more like a baseball bat.

Marzipan

by Nemuko on Jun 12, 2003 06:31:43

A delicious almond-flavoured dessert. Often shaped into things like fruit, pigs, and the like. Has a somewhat paste-like texture.

Example:
Mm, this raspberry-marzipan tart is absolutely scrumptious!

Marzipan

by coolpersonyo on Aug 27, 2003 08:21:55

Homestar's girlfriend! She's kind of annoying and overbearing...She and homestar are one hot item when she says they are!

Example:
There was a bird, a really cute bird, a really really really cute bird!

Marzipan

by siodyl on Oct 10, 2010 01:40:27

Marzipan, a term used to describe the taste of lesbian pussy, as opposed to regular pussy, which everyone knows tastes like a Terry's chocolate orange.

Example:
Dylan: Hey Siobhan what did you eat last night?

Siobhan: I was going to have Marzipan but Clara ate it all.

Clara: And it was good shit!

Marzipan

by kittieprydeness on Jun 25, 2003 19:51:05

makes you wonder how homestar got a girlfriend and you didn't.

Example:
bleh.

Marzipan

by unknown on Nov 19, 2003 08:01:37

1) a pastry of sorts, made of almonds, sugar, flour, and sometimes topped with cocoa powder. Doubles up as a sponge, kinda chewy, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
2) A hippie girl, girlfriend of Homestarrunner, who plays a guitar but plays it wrong, eats tofu and nothing except, and looks like some sorta baseball bat smashed through the top end of a huge purple bell.

Example:
Marzipan: Put that freakin' sandwich down!

Marzipan

by Aaron on Dec 09, 2003 10:46:10

An independant yet whiney skinny blond girl who doesn't seem to realize she could have anyone on of the guys to herself (see also: Uglypan)

Example:
Strongbad trying to do Marzipan's voice on her answering machine: "Hi Oh, hello Marzipan... start calling yourself Uglypan."

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