Masturbating

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Masturbating
Something we all do but are too afraid to admit it. If you think that I'm lying when saying we all do it, then take a look at the stats: 40 million Americans consider themselves regular visitors to porn sites.
Example:
"I just masturbated," said Creepy Clyde.
OR
"I love masturbating," explained someone.


Masturbating
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

Can also be accompanied by watching/reading/listening to arousing material e.g Porn, films, novels...

No matter what your gender/age/race, people masturbate. Some people do it everyday and more, some people do it when they don't have a sexual partner (these people are in the minority).

Female: Either stroking/rubbing, caressing (vigorously or not) the clitoris, or using long, phallic like objects to insert inside the vagina, and rubbing it back and forth.

Male: Stroking, rubbing, caressing, apparently also 'slapping' the erect penis.
Example:
I started masturbating since when 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have masturbated at least once a day, I am female.


Masturbating
When somebody pleasures themself by touching their gentital area
Example:
Jodie was really really horny, so she went online to search for some naked men.. The internet was down.
'SHIT!' She screamed.
Luckily her parents were out, so she walked upstairs and put on a skimpy bra and thong. She stood infront of her long mirror and started feeling her boobs, she thought this looked really sexy so she riped her bra off and started jiggling her boobs around whilst rubbing them vigourously.

Then she started feeling up and down her panties, she felt her pussy hotting up, so she ripped off her pants and threw her legs open, in the mirror she could see her dripping wet pussy, which made her scream in delight! She wanted to pleasure it SO much that she imagined channing tatum rubbing his dick allover her pussy, so she began to vigourously rub it up and down, cum stuck to her fingers and she gasped and moaned at the sight of her own hand touching her pussy, she imagined him thrusting his dick into her and she dug her middle finger deep down into her g-spot, she moaned she screamed she gasped, she was in love with herself. So she masturbated herself, damn she loved masturbating


Masturbating
Masturbating is the act of self sexual satisfaction. Hands are useful yet sex toys can help.

99% of people do it at some time of their life. Most do it all through life.

The remaining 1% are the people who are so stubborn and pig headed, they never do the same as the rest of us.

While the majority of us are doing it, it is fascinating to find that most people wont discuss such things. If you do ask, only about 10% will even admit they have ever masturbated at all.

Very similar response to the number of people who are willing to confirm having a same sex experience. While most people do try it at some time in their life, few are willing to admit to it.

Back at the self satisfaction experiences.

Because teenage boys are so hung up on establishing and proving their manhood, not just to their mates but just as much to themself, masturbating is the one subject that is guaranteed to send them running if raised in a group. None are willing to admit his own hand was his first love.

If your ever at a party and want a laugh try this quick quiz.

Speaking to any group of teenage guys say.
I was reading last week that scientist have identified the chemical reason why masturbating give guys those small warts in the palm of their hand.

Then sit back and watch as they all try to discreetly examine their own hand despite the fact that when asked before hand almost all denied every doing it.

The reason this works on teenage boys so successfully is due to the absence of any brain power. At age 14 their brains fell trough their open mouth and then left the area all together. The brain will remain absent until they reach 21 years of age.

Masturbating supports industry.
If not for masturbating, adult magazines and adult videos and sex shops would be doing it hard. And then there is the WWW. Sex or more correctly the desire of mostly men to keep things in hand while they are see things. That hand action meant going on line was the best place to get what ever you liked.
Example:
The phone rings but he has no time to answer. His hands are already full. Thank god for Masturbating, she wont do it, he says to him self. Later that day his girlfriend ask. Have you been with someone else? NO, just myself, he protests.


Masturbating
Example:
Heres a story when I was masturbating One time when I was home alone I was horny for some reason so I took my mom's dildo from her room and started riding it I took off all my clothes and started moaning so load the. My step brother came in and I said come over here and he started licking me the I sucked his large cock till he cummed he put that large cock in my ass it felt so good so I invited one of my friends to join they came over and they both started licking me so hard and pinching me it felt so good so I started licking her and riding him


Masturbating
For males it is playing with your wang or joystick on your crotch till you ejaculate white semen. For chicks it's the same except it's their vagina.
Try this: Master of debating(say it quickly and it sounds like masturbating)
Example:
Ex: Sarah: Hey what are you doing in the room? Kevin: Well I'm masturbating to porn so don't come in. Sarah: o_O Okay! talk to you later then.


Masturbating
Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm
Example:
As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.


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