Matos
The MiXX Master, Twan Duce, Juggalo, The ultimate KoRn fan, exactly like Fieldy in every way possible and oh so sexy
Example:
Matos is the Mutha-Fucking shit
Matos is the Mutha-Fucking shit
Matoe
mato
mato
Example:
he has a mato in his pants
he has a mato in his pants
Mato
mato
Mato
Mato is a Russian/Croatian/Japanese fuck who can get drunk after having a glass of gentlemen Jack. Noone can understand him half the fucking time but we just agree with him to make him happy. He's got the strongest accent ever and failed all his tests. He says the weirdest shit and he thinks we are laughing with him but we are actually laughing at him.
Example:
Me-Message from Mato on Snapchat out of the blue
Me-Opens message 'My mother is turning 60 today'
Me-Uhhhhh OKKK
Me-Message from Mato on Snapchat out of the blue
Me-Opens message 'My mother is turning 60 today'
Me-Uhhhhh OKKK