Megatoning

In videogame folklore, when an announcement is due to be made that will "shake the foundations of gaming to its core", it is referred to as the "megaton". It inevitably turns out to be completely lame and non-eventful. Like perhaps a competition to go to some Xbox360 party in the US by yourself.



megaton
Any weapon equal to one million tons of dynamite. 1 megaton = 1,000,000 tons, 4 megatons = 4,000,000 tons.
Example:
The 4 megaton nuke anhilated any trace of life for miles...


Megaton
A fat looking thing that throws you across the map and has two twins
Example:
person 1: did you play cod cold war

person 2: yes i did and i got thrown across the map by the radioactive thing

person 1: that is the megaton


Megaton
A person who is incredably overweight thus being more than a ton. A MEGAton. These people tend to play Halo Pc and rage quit 7 times during a 1v1 match. They also upload themselves with a red smuded 7 in the upper left hand corner. Then he will talk shit and Sasuke will pass down the torch of hatedness to Megaton and he will continue the legend of Halo fags.
Example:
I shit on megaton 1v1 all day.


megaton
A codename for future online gaming link software that connects through a small little box, to a cheap, donated, server, to another box. A future sign would be a green ppe with a green square on top with some sort of oppening to transport from one place to another.
Example:
Pipe Sign
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| .... |
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game link = codename = megaton


megaton wedgie
N. a two-word phrase used to describe a wedgie so utterly terrifying and crack splitting that the formerly known, "atomic wedgie" title just won't do.
Example:
Ok, Brandon's in there passed out dude, let's give him the grandest megaton wedgie that any human-being could physically endure and experience throughout the history of time at any point in existence in any plane of existence that ever is or was. That'll teach him to play with my power rangers!


megaton situation
Having to live around an objectzl, that if interacted with, will wipe out everything
Example:
The town of Megaton is surrounded around a megaton atomic bomb, that no one dares to detonate or defuse. The people of the town are now basing all their towns' identity around this bomb. This is what we define a megaton situation.


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