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Merkins

An American citizen, as spoken by W

Merkin

by David W. Tuthill on Dec 31, 2005 06:54:25

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Example:
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

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by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie on Feb 01, 2007 06:34:25

something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be

Example:
"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"

merkin

by The Great Talag on Mar 13, 2004 15:05:43

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Example:
Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

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by tim on May 22, 2003 22:50:53

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Example:
Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

merkin

by Kal Dahl on Apr 11, 2003 19:12:14

Pubic wig

Example:
He wore his merkin with pride

Merkin

by Scott Lyons on Feb 26, 2008 15:24:51

1. A term for a pubic wig

2. A fake hair replacement for around the genital region. People often shave the area and then replace the pubic hair with a stylish Merkin.

3. Invented in the 1800's when prostitutes would shave their pubic hair due to genital lice. The Merkin would cover up this shame.
Corey Fitzgerald is the self proclaimed King of Merkin's due to inventing the device for affected prostitutes in 1868

4. An abusive term, an insult due to the natureof the item

Example:
"Mate, that guy is such a merkin"

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by jackal8 on Jul 13, 2005 09:05:09

Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.

Example:
Shopkeeper (1643):A mirkin for your quim, me lady?

Feminist (2005): RAPE!

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by enitharmon on Mar 18, 2005 00:39:57

a) A pubic wig

b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'

Example:
Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.

merkin

by mrjsweezy on Jul 29, 2012 12:10:48

In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.

Example:
Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?

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