Messi

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Messi
Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward and captains both Spanish club Barcelona and the Argentina national team. He has won many individual and team awards.
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Messi is the Greatest Of All Time
Messi scores a amazing hat-trick


Messi
Phenomenal; Amazing; humble/Kante ; pure talent; greatest footballer in the history. (Ronaldo is good too)
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: You’re Messi (Amazing)

: Omg you’re so Messi ( humble)

: Wow you’re Messi ( phenomenal)

: You have Messi (pure talent)

: I’m Messi (the greatest footballer in the history)


Messi
one day God decided to make the greatest football player ever, so he grabbed a bowl and mixed the best ingredients he had. unfortunately he left it too long on the oven and got ruined so He named it cristiano ronaldo and sent it to earth. He then tried again and truly made the best player ever and named him messi. He now plays for barcelona...
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wow messi is so amazing
yea i know but messi and amazing are synonyms so rephrase yourself buddy!!


Messi
one of the best soccer players the world has ever seen. he is a genius on the pitch. he knows the game like walking, sees three plats ahead. everyone says, "ronaldo's stats are better." theyre wrong, if messi and ronaldo were the same age, messi would be running circles around him.
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dude messi just broke ronaldo's ankles


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