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Middleton

City located in Dane County in the state of Wisconsin. Was named the #1 Small City to live in America by Money Magazine. Was named #1 Whitest School in America by those on the south, north, east, and west side of Madison, WI. Hey, at least we don't got STDS like Verona, WI!

Middleton

by nyamachoma on Sep 26, 2011 20:07:54

Anyone who takes off their shirt for no apparent reason.
It can also be used as a verb to middleton.

Example:
Ex.
1) Did you see that guy totally middleton the otherday?
2) Hey do you want to go middleton it is way too hot out today!

Middleton

by Dman..OU812 on Dec 11, 2014 09:48:27

An unknown sex act. Named after its creator Mr. A. Middleton. It is pimemarly used in exchange for benifits and personal gain in the work place

Example:
If u want Something from your boss. Give him a "Middleton"...

Middleton

by sixtynineisreallyfine on Aug 25, 2011 07:26:01

Piece of shit town with nothing to do besides ride around and get high or pregnant or drunk or all three simultaneously. Small town idiots who pick on kids in high school and eventually turn into Crystal Meth addicts.

Example:
"I'm from Middleton and I'm a fuckhead."

Middletoning

by TokenEthnic on Mar 31, 2011 02:35:32

the process of becoming princess-skinny in anticipation of a major life event

Example:
Look at how good Kate looks... She's been Middletoning since January for the summer.

middleton

by D from Eastie on Mar 28, 2008 21:59:10

A county jail in MA where you go when ya mess us bad in Lynn, or anywhere in Middlesex County. Generally your there before your sentenced (you cant make bail, or you have none). Some people get sentenced there (everyone not in the orange jumpsuits). It's so overcrowded when you first arrive they put you in a gym with 200 other people sleeping on a plastic stetcher half a foot away from someone else. Most people prefer it to the bay(south bay-sufolk county.

Example:
1) Where's flaco? He gotted bopped on that B&E, he's up Middleton til we can hustle up 300.
2) I got sentenced two years in Middleton, I was hoping for the farm.
3) The CO's at Middleton are way better than the bay.
4) I was just chillin' wit him last week, nows he's doing a two year bid up at Middleton.

middleton

by Rib ib rob on Sep 30, 2005 08:47:16

Pretty much them same as the other towns in the Tri-Town area (Boxford,Topsfield), with a couple more stores and a O.K downtown area, still pretty boring

Example:
middleton is ok.....i guess

middleton

by hahalyssa on Mar 29, 2009 08:43:01

middleton, wisconsin. is the worst town in the whole universe.
everyone is fake, materialistic, anorexic, snotty, and rich. unless of course you're me, and have nothing. and just completely hate middleton and wish you could walk to florida or something.

Example:
i would rather die than go to middleton.

Middleton's Disease

by Dusty's Baby Powder on Jun 19, 2011 11:50:14

The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.

Example:
Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?

Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.

Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.

Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.

Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.

Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?

Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?

Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Middleton Spank

by kurtcolayne on Oct 23, 2019 08:58:40

A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.

Example:
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Middleton Spank.”

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