Mike Johnson
by uncle fuckbucket on Oct 26, 2023 02:03:49
a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the
Antebellum America; the last hope for a
Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white
nationalism
Example:
fuck we still don't have a
Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect
a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
Speaker Mike Johnson
by TK2000 on Oct 29, 2023 09:17:49
Example:
“My firm’s new
CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally,
nobody knows who he is or how he got
the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
taking a mike johnson
by MikeJohnson on Nov 02, 2013 08:56:53
Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter
cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl,
flushing into the shit
drainage system.
Example:
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE
A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST
TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking
a mike johnson"
"I just took a KILLER
mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
Mike Johnson CIA
by Mike Johnson for President on Feb 16, 2010 21:40:50
1) Any and all reference to a Giant Dick. Dick. Pecker.
Woodpecker. Long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at
the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive
master chef at age of 19.
Example:
Ex 1.
Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson
Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson
Ex 3.
Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun -
YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA