Mike Johnson

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Mike Johnson
a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
Example:
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do


mike johnson
code name for marijuana of very high quality... only the finest weed need apply... a good way to ask about pot over the phone
Example:
dude have you talked to mike johnson... where is mike johnson at today... man I found that mike johnson


Speaker Mike Johnson
The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
Example:
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”


taking a mike johnson
Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
Example:
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."


Mike Johnson CIA
1) Any and all reference to a Giant Dick. Dick. Pecker. Woodpecker. Long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Two balls. Wang. Willie. Johnson. which also translate to "my Johnson" any male who resides in Angel Halls at the Culinary Institute of America who is the coolest kid on the campus certified executive master chef at age of 19.
Example:
Ex 1. Top Gun (1986) Goose: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson

Ex 2. Everyday; Person 1: Hey, how was is Mike today. Person 2: Mike who? Person 3: My Johnson

Ex 3. Piping ain't easy but it sure is fun - YES CHEF Mike Johnson CIA


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