Milwaukee

Largest City in Wisconsin. Population of close to 600,000 but on the decline. Unfortunately the city is best known by Coo Coo Cal's "In My Projects." Like most midwestern cities, Milwaukee is at it's best in the summertime when you can ride through the city and everybody is out with the whips on chrome and females with next to nothing on.



Milwaukee
The city that many bands skip when on tour.
Example:
I really want to see -insert band here- but the closest they're coming to Wisconsin is Chicago! Why do all the good bands skip Milwaukee?


Milwaukee
most segregated city in U.S.
most underrated city in U.S. (constantly living in Chicago's shadow)
most unnecessary danger (aka drunk driving, murder, overdosing teenagers, etc.)
most used in random situations (aka Wayne's World)
most fair-weather fans (aka brewers and bucks fans)
most diverse weather conditions (90s and humid in summer, frickin' cold and snowy in winter)
Example:
Wayne (to Alice Cooper): "So, do you come to Milwaukee often?"


Milwaukee
The highest per capita alcohol consuming city in the nation. Drunkest city.
Example:
A: "Hey are you guys going out tonight?"

B: "It's Monday"

A: "What the fuck is your point? Asshole. Lets drink"

B: "Oh, yea, I almost forgot this is Milwaukee where everyday is a day."

A: "Wtf are you talking about?"

B: "I dunno, I've been drinkin' over here, dick."


Milwaukee
Wisconsin's largest city, located on the southwestern shore of Lake Michigan. A chronically underrated city that is experiencing something of a revival after spending almost three decades in a rebuilding phase due to the loss of blue-collar jobs. None the less, it still struggles with the misconceptions of outsiders stemming from historically-inaccurate 70's sitcoms and sensationalistic media reports (for example: health care, not brewing is Milwaukee's biggest industry and the city is home to a number of integrated neighborhoods such as Riverwest, Washington Heights and Northwest Side).

Nowadays, Milwaukee is home to beautiful architecture, revitalized neighborhoods (such as Bronzeville/MLK Drive, Riverwest, Bay View (aka Gay View), Third Ward and Walker's Point), GOOD hip hop music (Black Elephant, Taste Emcees, Growing Nation, etc.), progressive politics, diverse ethnic restaurants, a great park system, and more theaters per capita than any other city in the U.S.

Unfortunatley, Milwaukee still struggles with a notoriously racist and trigger-happy police force, corrupt politicians, and an underfunded public school system. There's also not many higher education opportunities for people of color. That's because Milwaukee's two biggest universities (UWM and Marquette) are lily-white and recruit students who come from Northern Wisconsin or the Chicago suburbs rather than the city.

If you come to Milwaukee, DON'T listen to the brochures. Water Street and Summerfest are lame, touristy and shells of their former selves. Instead, visit the Milwaukee Art Museum (even if you don't like art, it's THAT cool of a building), the Riverwalk, the Allen-Bradley Clock (which is bigger than Big Ben), Miller Park, Brady Street and Bronzeville aka MLK Drive.
Example:
Milwaukee: Without us, Wisconsin would be Iowa.


Milwaukee
Milwaukee is a city one of the best cities in Wisconsin ( Wisconsin is hella lame btw) we get lit here most of the songs we listen to is from Milwaukee or somewhere elsemost ppl pronounce Milwaukee Ma-wal-kee it's the most seragated city in Wisconsin but nb cares that much no we don't have slang but we have language 😏
Example:
Jassy: aye aye
Omar: I love it here in Milwaukee


Milwaukee
When a creepster hovers over a drunk girl who has gone to sleep in the middle of a crowded room with a confused look on his face, trying to figure out how to have sex with her.
Example:
"I was drunk, so i curled up on the floor in the living room to sleep during the after party, but i guess the guy who was hitting on me Milwaukeed me. He clearly thought I was going to have sex with him."


Milwaukee
The largest city in Wisconsin (580,000), situated on Lake Michigan, 90-miles north of its big brother of Chicago, Illinois. Although the city proper population has fallen, the metro area is actually more hip than places like St. Louis, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh and Detroit, and is easily a smaller version of Chicago. It has a decent nightlife with its bars and stuff. The Milwaukee area is home to much beer production and Harley Davidsons, the most obnoxiuos monstrocity God created. Milwaukee--in many respects--is a very decent metro area of 1.6 million to live in, due to its proximity to Chicago and cheaper cost of living. It's even a good alternative to living in Chicago.

Milwaukee was the setting for Laverne and Shirley and Happy Days.
Example:
Milwaukee may not have the urban sophistication of New York, Boston, Phil, San Fran, Seattle and L.A., but it is decent and owes its decency to its proximity to Chicago. Milwaukee owes Chicago a whole lot of gratitude.


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