Minister

a protestant clergyman



minist
Opposite of "feminist" - a pro male rights person, usually of the male gender, but can be used as terminology for both genders.
Example:
"That feminist rally went really well, didn't it?"
"Yeah, but I'm gonna start a minist rally next week ."


Minister of Sneers
Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.
Example:
Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

-or-
The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.


minister blair
The act of a man speaking with a British accent while he performs anal sex on a woman.
Example:
Dave: Did you bone that chick Kristen last night?
Justin: Yea, she took it right in the butt.
Dave: How did you get her to do that??
Justin: She's a sucker for English dudes, so I just got her drunk and gave her the ol' minister blair.


Minister of Death
One who prays for war.
Example:
"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings."-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:


Mac Minister
Bay area rapper born and raised in San Francisco, CA. Most famously made a run on Americas most followin Mac Dre & Fat Tone's murders. Minister who is currently in Jail is believed to had murdered Fat Tone who was believed to have murdered Mac Dre. It is thought that "Min" killed Tone in Tone's home town of Kansas City and disposed of the body at a Las Vegas contruction site where the body was later found. From there Minister drove to Vallejo, California burnt the vehicle in which he is believe to have held the body of Fat Tone and returned to San Francisco. Following an apperance on America's most wanted Mac Minister was arrested in the Hunterz Point district of the City. Minister in the past had been featured on albums of those of the Cash Money Millionaires, E-40, The Game, Snoop Dogg and many others.
Example:
Free Mac Minister. Thizz in Paradise Mac Dre. Rest in Piss Fat Tone


minister of cuddles
One who is drunk at a bar with a group of people and randomly disapears to the bathroom. Thus returning, the person will have a "hello my name is" sticker which says "minister of cuddles" which came from the bathroom. Typically this person has no memory of how this got on the person. No memory of how it got there or knows why they have the sticker there. After this point peopletypically will bug them returning from the bathroomand talk about the name tag for the next. 6 weeks.
Example:
Hey, we're did jared go. .. not sure. ... Oh there he is. He' went to the bathroom and now is a minister of cuddles.


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