Monday
Monday
Monday
The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.
Example:
Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.
Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.
Monday
The day everybody hates to have to put up with. Monday is the morning of the week, and it gives a general tired feeling and the return to work or school. It has worse weather than the other days of the week, too. Dreary and puts you in a bad mood.
Monday
1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.
2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend
(n. origin: Satan)
2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend
(n. origin: Satan)
Monday
Easily the worst day of the week. It is the first day back in prison. It is the worst especially for teens because they have been watching SMG4, funny fails or some fresh memes.
Example:
Alex: Rod, do you like Mondays
Rod: No, who likes Mondays? They're stupid!
Fletcher: I like Mondays, Mondays are the best
Alex: Happy Monday
Rod: More like unhappy Monday
Alex: Rod, do you like Mondays
Rod: No, who likes Mondays? They're stupid!
Fletcher: I like Mondays, Mondays are the best
Alex: Happy Monday
Rod: More like unhappy Monday
Monday
Example:
Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!
Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!