Monday night

Day of the week that "taggers" (not graffiti writers) go out and tag.



Monday Night Combat
A incoming game from "Uber Entertainment Studios" and published by no one less than Microsoft. It features a combat oriented action and fps-ish features, with customizable characters and futuristic-styled maps. The game received decent ratings ranging from 7.75 at Game Informer and 9/10 out at Euro Gamer magazines.

Other features include the Spunky Cola update and other downloadable content direct from developer.
Example:
I didn't buy me yet that copy of "MNC" (Monday Night Combat) until I read something on a Steam pop-up over at Valve's annoying program. In fact, I won't.


Monday Night Football
Popular Football program that made its first broadcast on September 21st, 1970 on ABC. Shows a regular season matchup game each week until the playoffs, begenning at 8 o'clock. Begenning in the 2006 NFL season ABC will no longer broadcast Monday Night Football, but instead ESPN will air it.

It's theme song, "Heavy Action" was originally intended for the BBC show Superstars.
Example:
Monday Night Football is on, bring in the bud already!


Monday Night Wings
1. An exclusive group of fiscally responsible gentleman scholars who have attended or live in close proximity to the University of Minnesota Twin Cities that meets weekly at Sally's Saloon and Eatery to consume poultry appendages prepared in a vat of oil at a high temperature, then doused with a generous amount of a delectible sauce. The consumtion of which is then washed down by mass quantities of the finest pilsner in all the land.

2. A weekly event that occurs between the hours of 7pm and 2am at Sally's Saloon and Eatery.

3. People who can drink you under the table, especially during the first quarter of Monday Night Football.

4. See also MNW

Example:
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to Monday Night Wings."

"Sorry babe, no girls allowed at Monday Night Wings."

"The guys of Monday Night Wings are fucking wasted."

"Your trivia score got pwned by Monday Night Wings."



Monday Night Miracle
From the Monday night Football game on October 23, 2000. In which the NY Jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the Miami Dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. The term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.
Example:
The penis was dead after have sex twice, then I popped a Viagra and it had a Monday Night Miracle as I laid in to her again.


Broke as a Monday night hooker
A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.
Example:
Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.


Monday night girl
A girl you don't introduce to your parents or your friends. She serves her purpose, sexually, maintenance fee's are real low. But she does not get top date night billing like Friday or Saturday night. She may move up higher in the rotation if she can cook bonus if she does your laundry
Example:
My Monday night girl is coming over to make me a meatloaf and blow me watching football. Hope I beat the point spread on the shop football pool


Frank's Monday Night Special
Performing the rusty trombone act on a Filipino man in the bathroom of a Brooklyn pizza joint. The timing of this event is usually Cinco de Mayo.
Example:
Tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that Frank's Monday Night Special after all those tequila shots on the fifth. He was literally shitfaced.


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