Mulan

Lets get down to buisness! to defeat... THE HUNS!



Mulan
Mulan (verb) - is the act of typecast enforcement in coitus, specifically during the standing Doggy-style position, in which the thrusting partner maneuvers his/her hands underneath the bent-over partner’s armpits and stretch both end of the eyes to make them resemble the “Chinese eyes”. Typically used by fetishists of the “Asian Fever”, “Asian Invasion”, or whatever porn-category is stereotyped for it.
Example:
“I was watching Charlie’s Angels yesterday and had the hots for Lucy Liu so I went home to Mulan my bitch last night!”


mulan
a (surprisingly) great disney movie that i cant get enough of. first of all she goes to meet this matchmaker lady, but she totally [email protected]#$ that up, so she goes home and she thinks shes a major disappointment. then these army guys come with a message that the wounded father has to go fight the HUNS. so anyway she cuts her hair and leaves (to some pree intense music). shes followed by a little lizard who is played by eddie murphy and is hilaarious, and also this little bug cricket that does sh!t all the whole movie. when she gets to the army place she acts stupid (what she thinks men act like) and gets in a huuge fight with everyone there. then she sees this super hot commanding officer. lol. she epic fails at everything there for a while and everyones freaking out (there are so many parts where a 'calm sh!t down!!' would be greaaat). then the hot guy (shang li) starts singing. LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. TO DEFEAT...the HUNSS!!. III"LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA YOUUU. and then tells mulan (ping is what they think her name is) that shes: UNSUITED FOR, THE RAGE OF WAR, SO PACK UP GO HOME YOUR THROUGH, NO WAY I'LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA YOUUU! so anyway she climbs this tower thing aand saves shang lis life while killing 7/8ths of the HUN army but then they discover shes a girl and go to kill her but shang li (HOT) saves her life but o man hes pissed at her. anyway she goes to china and saves the emporer (dressed as a girl too) and the emporer tells shang li that shes preee awesome so he goes to her house for dinner. THE END
only thing that could make it better would be if the kissed
Example:
awesome hot mulan 2 disney


mulan
For a female to dress as a male in order to accomplish some goal.
Example:
You could have just Mulan'd it.


mulan
Has some really excellent songs which, as it turns out, are relevant for almost any occasion. Projects underlying images of gender roles and honor in Asian society, but then that's Disney.
Example:
Mulan contains the excellent lyric, "Mysterious as the dark side of the YOOOOOON."


Mulaned
Verb: randomly tossing a device playing the song “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan to someone and forcing them to sing along.
Example:
*tosses phone to friend*
“YOU’VE BEEN MULANED!”
“Oh shit..... WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!”


To Mulan
When a woman reenacts a woman from any time period who impersonated being a man in an army in order to fight in a battle or war.
Example:
My girlfriend is Mulaning as a soldier in a reeenactment of a Civil War battle.

My girlfriend wants to join a re-enactment group but she doesn’t want to wear dresses so she’s going to mulan it and reenact as a
soldier instead.


mulanize
To chop an object into tiny pieces, as Mulan did to the Huns in the movie of the same title.
Example:
My kite flew into the fan and was mulanized.

I mulanized the chicken with a deboner.


mulan
Disney's animated motion picture telling the tale of a gender-confused Asian girl who fights in place of her father while disguised as a male. This film demonstrates Disney recent recognition of female cross-dressers or "drag kings."
Example:
Girl, you look rather butch today -- are you pulling a mulan?


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