Mullet
Business in the front, party in the back. Mullets started in the late 60s early 70s. By the eighties, everyone had them, absolutely everyone (who was white, blacks had jerry curls or high top fades.) Then it all came to an end when Kurt Cobain called Brett Michaels girly-looking. Billy Ray Cyrus had one, but that was like the drunk uncle at a 10 year old's birthday party. Now it's only worn by hockey and soccer players.
Mullet
n. pl. mullet or mul•lets.
1. Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae.
2. Any haircut inwhich the back is significantly longer than the sides and top of the hair.
see also: shlong, hockey hair, soccer rocker, ape drape, Kentucky waterfall, achy breaky, Missouri comprimise, Tennessee top hat, Canadian passport.
1. Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae.
2. Any haircut inwhich the back is significantly longer than the sides and top of the hair.
see also: shlong, hockey hair, soccer rocker, ape drape, Kentucky waterfall, achy breaky, Missouri comprimise, Tennessee top hat, Canadian passport.
Example:
Harry thought the long golden locks of hair would be his future wife, but when he turned around, he soon realized it was only a Mullet.
Harry thought the long golden locks of hair would be his future wife, but when he turned around, he soon realized it was only a Mullet.
Mullet
One who is found to have sincere business in the front, yet an unmistakable party in the back...the hairstyle often worn by aging rockers who refuse to admit that Warrant is not the best band ever...
Example:
Theres a fuckin' huuuge party in the back on that motherfucker, but he's all business up front!
Theres a fuckin' huuuge party in the back on that motherfucker, but he's all business up front!
Mullet
Mullet
Short, business-like hair in the front and long, Trailer Trash-like hair in the back. Also known as the "10-90", the "neckwarmer", and the "beaver paddle".
Mullet
A stylish hair cut that has been popular for decades. Short on top, long in the back. Looks good on anyone. It will always be in style. Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a bad mullet.
Mullet
... the mull found usually on white trash people ... but evolving to all sorts... be careful when approaching a wild mullet with a camera.. never irritate it... touch one every chance you get.. and if you have one keep it healthy and never let it touch the ground... see.. skullet.. totally shaved cept back area.
Example:
femmulet= girl with mullet.
mullatino=mezican mullet
homullsexual=gay with mullet
mullie=bullie with mullet
mulletude= mad mullet
camero hair/charlotte mud flap/the 10-90/ape drape.beaver pattle...... go hunt some mullets
femmulet= girl with mullet.
mullatino=mezican mullet
homullsexual=gay with mullet
mullie=bullie with mullet
mulletude= mad mullet
camero hair/charlotte mud flap/the 10-90/ape drape.beaver pattle...... go hunt some mullets
Mullet
1.) Hair protruding from the back of the neck in rediculous fashion.
Mullets are also commonly associated with the Camero (92 or older model), Bud, Miller, Coors, dual tv sets (stolen rentway TV placed on top of the broken larger, older set), TV Dinner marathons ranging from 4 weeks and beyond, tube tops, occasionally spandex, Ford pinto, poor mexicans, poor white people.
Anyone who associates truth with black men having mullets is also likely to associate truth with pigs taking flight.
Mullets are also commonly associated with the Camero (92 or older model), Bud, Miller, Coors, dual tv sets (stolen rentway TV placed on top of the broken larger, older set), TV Dinner marathons ranging from 4 weeks and beyond, tube tops, occasionally spandex, Ford pinto, poor mexicans, poor white people.
Anyone who associates truth with black men having mullets is also likely to associate truth with pigs taking flight.