Murphy's

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.



Murphy
The best guy you will ever meet. A Murphy is often overlooked. But simply put, he is a king among men. He will gladly give you the shirt off his back and ask for nothing in return. He is a lover and not a fighter. He'll defend what is right and your honor. A kindred spirit. Ridiculously good looking. Kind hearted. Hard working.
Example:
I'm lucky to have a Murphy as a co-worker.


Murphy
The perfect name for a giraffe
Example:
Murphy can jump over hurtles


Murphy
When someone receives unjust consequences for being honest and speaking their mind, like so few people do today.
Example:
Person 1: "dude, don't Murphy me like that."
Person 2: "my god, i didn't mean to! let me prostrate myself in order to make up for this most grievous fault"


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