NPH
by Nick 2113 on Aug 13, 2008 08:24:39
Example:
Neil:You do know what The
PH in NPH stands
for right?
Harold: yeah i thought it was Your initials Patrick Harris?
Neil:No, common mistake. it actually stands for
Poon Handler.
NPH
by superfuckmonkeys64 on Jul 05, 2011 03:52:43
NPH
by Cody Brinkmann on Aug 15, 2008 04:35:27
Example:
Neil: do you know what the
PH stands for in NPH?
Harold: Patrick Harrison?
Nail: no,
Poon Handler
NPH
by Skinnyz on Aug 08, 2008 21:44:49
A NPH is when a guy does a line of cocaine off of a naked part of a women’s body. Usually the butt cheek or breast. Stomach can also be used but must be clarified that it was not a true NPH. Bonus points if the girl is a stripper.
The NPH is a reference to
Neil Patrick Harris’s roll in
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. N.P.H. is the initials of Neil Patrick Harris but the term has this definition because of a scene in the movie where Neil Patrick Harris is with two naked strippers and snorts a line of cocaine off one of their butt cheeks.
Example:
Dude I went to Vegas this weekend and hooked up with this
hot ass stripper. After a few drinks we ended
up back at my
hotel room, busted an NPH of her ass and then fucked her till the sun came up!
NPH
by KaeXIII on Aug 27, 2008 00:43:48
Example:
"Me and
Gerjan were watching the
Harold and Kumar movies yesterday on TV, and then the new Old Spice commercial came on... clocked us at 3 NPH."
"Bah, we clocked at 6NPH's when we had
a Doogie Howser marathon last week."
NPH
by LilTrumpet on Dec 11, 2017 12:42:05
NPH is the abbreviation for Nuts
Per Hour. It is used to
measure how many times
you nut within an hour.
Example:
"Hey, dude. What is your NPH?"
"Around
eight. But I can push for ten"
"Ten, dude?! I can achieve
twenty per hour
no problem."
The NPH
by Tyler McDowell & Jorden Savage on Dec 10, 2009 05:00:00
this is a sex move in which during doggy style the man starts a lighter and lets the tip
heat up then once burning hot the male brands the woman's
ass check whilst calmly saying....
Neil Patrick Harris
NPH (Neil Patrick Harris)
by JadedPromises on Mar 09, 2010 06:43:41
The only man in the world that can sparkle and still be sexy, talented, funny, and have people flock around him. In other words, the exact opposite of the
pansy ass known as "
Edward Cullen". A sheer god among
mortals.
Example:
NPH (
Neil Patrick Harris) presented at the Academy Awards wearing a sparkling
tux and STILL looking fantastic and like a true star.