Nme

A really biased, possibly the most biased british magazine ever. It has poor writers, and if one person in the whole company doesnt like a band, they will constantly talk shit about that band



nme
The NME. Honestly, i am quite interested in this magazine, but this is entirely down to the fact that i am interested in certain bands, often covered in the magazine. In my opinion, NME 'journalists' are not really journalists at all. They're pretty much you're average music fan that thinks that they're a journalist. With that you get irritating opinions, poorly written biased reviews, and a tendency to suck up to anything that could quite possibly be considered "NEW, EXCITING, OUT THERE, EDGY, COOL, VERY COOL, MAKE US COOL", even though these kind of bands often tend to turn out to be, well, Franz Ferdinand. The NME often symbolises much of what i dislike about the human race.
Example:
NME: "this is the best band ever, you should like them, because we do, and we are god, you know that, yes we are god, and you are just a little piece of shit. did i mention that i was journalist?"

2 years later, NME: "THAT BAND IS BORING, BLAND, UNORIGINAL, THEY THINK THEY'RE THE BEATLES"


NME
A corporate-shitheap/music-magazine that has redefined the indie genre to mean "Commercial shite."

Full of bad journalists, drugs, and indie kids.

NME doesn't allow you to have an opinion. So don't try. NME is always right- according to their "editors" a band is amazing, or utter shite.

Example:
a) I buy NME every week! I'm a mindless indie kid!
b) NME reckons The Twang are the next Oasis. ER WTFS?
c) Thou shalt not read the NME. (Dan le Sac)


nme
A british weekly magazine that has been going for 50 + years. It used to be good but it has turned into a magazine for pop fans who realise they are too old for Smash Hits when they start university and feel the need to listen to 'cool' music. It is shit. Too image obsessed and is always trying to create 'scenes'. Slowly the quality of journalism has deteriated from once being good to now giving away free glossy posters and only have one page a album reviews. Some say it is the fault of the current editor. (Conner McNicholls or something like that)
Example:
now i go to university i need to listen to cool music so i will buy the nme.


nme
Poorly written, sensationalised UK music weekly. Likes white music. No longer the 'bible' it once was, concentrates on and indie scene that is slow diluting itself into the mainstream.
Example:
'When is the NME going to have a black man on the cover?'


NME
acronym for "narcissistic myopic egocentric," used to describe an individual who exhibits narcissistic, myopic and egocentric traits. Pronounced like the word "enemy."
Example:
Q: How many NMEs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they have to wait for the whole world to revolve around them.


NME
Need a monster to clobber dat der Kerby? Well, NME has got you covered. They have a wide variety of monsters for just that reason. Even if you don't need one, by the time you're done talking with their salesmen, you'll sold on whatever it is they're trying to sell you.
Example:
We own NME so much money that they be sending tax collectors after us.


Latest Searches

stick up, Small Tits Syndrome, RONS, shooter game, Forever, pale, the ceo, NO FILTER, the Crip, turismo, hekka, soft shit, the Wind Waker, extension cord, 170 Guavay, literally god, 0x, tell your friend, the heat, knotting, mute, one hunna, straightup, FaZe Adapt, Mahany, cut off jeans, mom friend, Spunk, procure, sega, coochie, Cephas, You know what I mean, Man, shit, The invisible, beat the bishop, overconsumption, beidou, waffle stomping, teen wolf, dog town, The chavs, new word, Specifics, arey how, bored at home, Scott Morrison, Another Hope, wedged, Brave, benelux, haute pussy, Evercrack, wrapped, chillz, Mirabel, The all, Scouse, farting, Jesus, Mme, Pepsi One, Maybe, leads, disapprove, Dragon Half, vitamins, A jay, jeva, Kimani, boul, wild night, sprint, cunny, racial slur frosty, Needless, Pink Cadillac, DeWalt, cunter, The late, two times, the Skinner, Toddler, larks, haird, Under the Hood, Chunks, harolds, acting up, drag them, Dan Quayle, red, test me, corner, toaster, flip flops, bum a square, bowl-cut, getting spicy, Yow, bison, ah-, homecoming dance, separate, fany, endo, sumn, fuggin, phallic appendage, self-righteous, 0-5, the dict, Shit Bang, bot, the hun, war machine, packet, rudey, steam, i suck at, Harvard of the South, ice skate, retardedness, monkey-ass, vaginal, four inches, ole ole, 023, savin, Nat, 187, repetitive, CRAZY ONE, big A, Brosin, dawg, John Myung, sobie, the App, wannabes, view, off roading, Let Them Eat Cake, saltwater, Ben, jumbled, smeel mainly, ya man, the female dog, Holmes, elijah, eating shit, habitat, Doric, Kaia, ethically, a Second, french teacher, horizontal tango, bible bangers, to Death, duke, underglow, Sintra, Kings Island, fatfuck, sexy as hell, Biased, For example, Trevored, quizilla, Come See Me, MhZ, finger slap, Ford, hot wife, Mancow, ingore, H, lacing up, Twenty One Pilots, Geek, scrim, Sciencing, BADDIE, Faith, the splits, marshawn, behenchod, urg, swift, content, Avril, top shit, high class, Cocomelon, L2, freindly, Excition, in the stink, Nme, stick up, Small Tits Syndrome, RONS, shooter game, Forever, pale, the ceo, NO FILTER, the Crip, turismo, hekka, soft shit, the Wind Waker, extension cord, 170 Guavay, literally god, 0x, tell your friend, the heat, knotting, mute, one hunna, straightup, FaZe Adapt, Mahany, cut off jeans, mom friend, Spunk, procure, sega, coochie, Cephas, You know what I mean, Man, shit, The invisible, beat the bishop, overconsumption, beidou, waffle stomping, teen wolf, dog town, The chavs, new word, Specifics, arey how, bored at home, Scott Morrison, Another Hope, wedged, Brave, benelux, haute pussy, Evercrack, wrapped, chillz, Mirabel, The all, Scouse, farting, Jesus, Mme, Pepsi One, Maybe, leads, disapprove, Dragon Half, vitamins, A jay, jeva, Kimani, boul, wild night, sprint, cunny, racial slur frosty, Needless, Pink Cadillac, DeWalt, cunter, The late, two times, the Skinner, Toddler, larks, haird, Under the Hood, Chunks, harolds, acting up, drag them, Dan Quayle, red, test me, corner, toaster, flip flops, bum a square, bowl-cut, getting spicy, Yow, bison, ah-, homecoming dance, separate, fany, endo, sumn, fuggin, phallic appendage, self-righteous, 0-5, the dict, Shit Bang, bot, the hun, war machine, packet, rudey, steam, i suck at, Harvard of the South, ice skate, retardedness, monkey-ass, vaginal, four inches, ole ole, 023, savin, Nat, 187, repetitive, CRAZY ONE, big A, Brosin, dawg, John Myung, sobie, the App, wannabes, view, off roading, Let Them Eat Cake, saltwater, Ben, jumbled, smeel mainly, ya man, the female dog, Holmes, elijah, eating shit, habitat, Doric, Kaia, ethically, a Second, french teacher, horizontal tango, bible bangers, to Death, duke, underglow, Sintra, Kings Island, fatfuck, sexy as hell, Biased, For example, Trevored, quizilla, Come See Me, MhZ, finger slap, Ford, hot wife, Mancow, ingore, H, lacing up, Twenty One Pilots, Geek, scrim, Sciencing, BADDIE, Faith, the splits, marshawn, behenchod, urg, swift, content, Avril, top shit, high class, Cocomelon, L2, freindly, Excition,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!