Nordic

A man with an ungodly sized ballsack. Also known for being the Burger King equivalent to "super-size me"



Nordic
An awesome type of skiing that actually requires skill (unlike alpine). Includes classic and skate technique.
IT ROCKS!!
Example:
"Man, I am so wiped cos of Nordic practice! we did weight training today."

"Oh that sucks. Alpine team just sat on their butts and played duckduckgoose."


nordic
Generally speaking, anybody of Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish (arguably) and Icelandic descent, but quite a few people from other northern European countries (including Latvia, Germany and some people in the UK) would consider themselves Nordics too. Nordics are stereotyped as having blond hair and blue eyes, and this is not too far from the truth. Another typical trait is their cheekbones or face shape. For some it is often seen as the same sort of idea as the Aryan race, and there are some neo-Nazi groups who are more specifically based on the idea of Nordic superiority.

Nordic women are quite often very attractive.
Example:
"Cor, yeah, that's a proper Nordic."


nordical
something that relates to the scandinavian countries or to nordic skiing. often used to describe an item of clothing used in nordical skiing when worn doing something other than nordic. it usually describes sweaters, spandex, or extremely sexy suspender pants
Example:
nordic dude 1: "check out that full body spandex"
nordic dude 2: "yeah, those chicks are so nordical"


nordic
A...genre...of people. The rarest species of humans predicted to be extinct in 200 years. They originate from the cold icelands of scandinavia and northern europe yet are the least hairiest. Characterised by blonde hair and blue/green eyes. Tend to be tall in stature. Nordic women are the most attractive in the world. this is scienntifically proven. Their bloodlines are traced back to the viking warriors who were the most feared in the known world.
Example:
"im nordic. im rare. take that you bleach blonde wannabes"


nordic
a.k.a. swedes or blondes- a specific race of aliens from outerspace that do not interfere with humans to help us advance due to laws of the universe.
Example:
the nordics we thought we had an alliance with turned out to not want to help us advance technologically.


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