Nosebleed
Example:
Dydoo: I have to fart.
Deemdoo: Well, come on then...
Dydoo: Ah crap it went back in.
Deemdoo: Boo.....
Dydoo: I'll be right back I'm going to go wash my hands
Deemdoo: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Deemdoo: What took so long?!
Dydoo: I had a Nosebleed
(Several days later)
Dydoo: Remember how I said I had a nosebleed? Yea I didn't have a nosebleed....I sharted...had to throw my underwear in the garbage can and everything...Hahaha
Deemdoo: SMAW!!!!!
Dydoo: I have to fart.
Deemdoo: Well, come on then...
Dydoo: Ah crap it went back in.
Deemdoo: Boo.....
Dydoo: I'll be right back I'm going to go wash my hands
Deemdoo: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Deemdoo: What took so long?!
Dydoo: I had a Nosebleed
(Several days later)
Dydoo: Remember how I said I had a nosebleed? Yea I didn't have a nosebleed....I sharted...had to throw my underwear in the garbage can and everything...Hahaha
Deemdoo: SMAW!!!!!