Nut Soothed
Having a readily-available
stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.Being
nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or
having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.