Oakland Raiders

he Oakland Raiders are a controversial NFL team reviled by "higher class" haters. They are loved by the Raider Nation, which consists of football fans who are intense, passionate individuals with chips on their shoulders. The Raiders have always insisted on doing things their way, playing with a lot of heart, and winning and succeeding in spite of their own foolish mistakes. To be a Raider is to defeat opponents sheerly based on your iron will, mental toughness, and true grit.Perennial underdogs who revel in proving their critics wrong, the Raiders and their fans have a rich tradition of embracing former castoffs like Jim Plunkett and Rich Gannon and turning them into gunslinging, weatherbeaten winners.The Raiders also have the best and most meaningful team slogans, "Pride and Poise," "Just Win, Baby," "Commitment to Excellence," and "Just Cut It Loose." For more information on the Oakland Raiders, check out the team's official anthem, "The Autumn Wind", which truly describes what it means to be a Raider.



Oakland Raiders
A team of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blowhards that are the scourge of the NFL. Most veterans play for the Raiders because they're washed up and no other reputable team would touch them with a ten foot pole.

It is unclear which is more woeful. Their record of recent years or their ironic catch phrase of "Committment to Excellence".

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Example:
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the Oakland Raiders.

Daughter: Is it true that the Raiders suck?

Father: In every way possible. :)


Oakland Raiders
Team in the NFL who likes to play hard, and aggressive. Out-Laws of the NFL. They have one of the biggest fan bases, but they can't sell out the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum. Not very good in the last few years, but the 10-11 season is their starting point to go back to their winning ways.
Example:
Anyone who said the Oakland Raiders suck, FUCK YOU


Oakland Raiders
The team that every minority in California is a fan of. The Raiders, however, are a bunch of losers who could care less about the team and most of the time want out of the organization as soon as possible Examples: Jerry Rice, Rich Gannon, Tim Brown, Both the Woodsons, Ted Washington, Kerry Collins, I could go on and on

Despite haveing the biggest fanbase in the NFL and some legendary players, the Raiders just lose, and that's seems like it always is. Example: The 2005 Oakland Raiders had Randy Moss (WR), the expert at cathing the deepball, and Kerry Collins (QB) the excpert at throwing the deepball. They had a good RB in LaMont Jordan, a decent O-Line, and a defence that had veteran leadership in Charles Woodson and young players such as Ted Washington, and an okay coach in Norv Turner. The Raiders went 4-12 that year. THEN, in 2006, despite Matt Lienart being on the board and a pressing issue of the Raiders needing a QB, they draft the sub-par Michle Huff. Ted Washington Left, Charles Woodson left and Randy Moss had the worst year in all his career in 2006. So what do they do? They get Aaron Brooks, a player that has never even led a team to the fuckin' playoffs, and hire Art Shell, an inexcpierenced 40-something year old who played guard like 20 years ago.

So overall, Raiders are destined to lose and all there fans are a bunch of pricks who only wear Oakland Merchandise cause it makes them look cool. (And by look cool, I really mean look cool cuz the Raiders uniforms are tight as hell even though a winner will never wear it.)
Example:
Me: Wow, I just saw a white guy claiming to be a raiders fan getting shot up by a gang...

Someone Else: Well that's just typical Oakland Raiders fans, ruining all of the football by making a FOOTBALL TEAM into a GANG...

Me: What a bunch of pricks, damn, it must suck to be a raiders fan...


Oakland Raiders
The Oakland Raiders are a controversial NFL team reviled by "higher class" haters. They are loved by the Raider Nation, which consists of football fans who are intense, passionate individuals with chips on their shoulders. The Raiders have always insisted on doing things their way, playing with a lot of heart, and winning and succeeding in spite of their own foolish mistakes. To be a Raider is to defeat opponents sheerly based on your iron will, mental toughness, and true grit.

Perennial underdogs who revel in proving their critics wrong, the Raiders and their fans have a rich tradition of embracing former castoffs like Jim Plunkett and Rich Gannon and turning them into gunslinging, weatherbeaten winners.

The Raiders also have the best and most meaningful team slogans, "Pride and Poise," "Just Win, Baby," "Commitment to Excellence," and "Just Cut It Loose." For more information on the Oakland Raiders, check out the team's official anthem, "The Autumn Wind", which truly describes what it means to be a Raider.
Example:
Broncos Fan: Dude, the Oakland Raiders suck! Why are you still rooting for these losers?!!Go Broncos!!

Oakland Raider Fan: Win, lose, or tie, I'm a Raider 'til I die.

Next Day....

Broncos Fan: Hey can we not talk about football today?

Oakland Raiders Fan: Why because you're butt-hurt that the Raiders raped your donkeys in front of your own fans? 59-14 baby!!!! Suck on that, Run DMC all day baby!!! Donkeys suck!!!!


Oakland Raiders
Best football team ever. Most hated team by a bunch of faggot ass motherfuckers. We can give two fucks if you don't like us the whole Raider Nation or the team. Come talk all that slick shit over here in our home (The black whole, the Dark side) and see what happens bitch!
Example:
At the Oakland Raiders home game,

Hey how come there aint that many Chargers fans?

Because they're a bunch of scary ass fags


Oakland Raiders
A team with the most hated, yet illest and envied fans in the NFL. I, as well as the rest of the nation, am proud to call u a Raider hater when u put a thumb down on this.
Example:
"Who are the best fans in the NFL u faggot?"

"Ummm, well Oakland Raiders fans suck, actually I just hate them. I really wish Charger fans could be a hard-core as them."


Oakland Raiders
The Oakland Raiders are the only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.

Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.

Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Example:
Oakland Raiders Tryout

God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!

Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in

Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)

Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.


Oakland Raiders
The Oakland Raiders only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.

Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.

Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Example:
Oakland Raiders Tryout

God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!

Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in

Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)

Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.


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