Obsolete

Outdated, useless.



Obsolete
Something that is so old that no one feels the need to use it anymore; see old school or cavemen for more information.
Example:
ex. 1: The stubborn man decided to go to work by driving a 1908 Model-T Ford, which was so obsolete that it literally had to be cranked.


obsolete
A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.
Example:


obsoletize
Example:
To obsoletize poisoning non-smokers, Charles Knows invented a Safe Smoking Lounges (SSLs) and got permission to erect it on Coney Island Beach to see how many smokers used it voluntarily. SSL's have a solar-powered ceiling fan which blows cigarette smoke up a chimney to the atmosphere to prevent the cigarette smoke from injuring non-smokers.


Obsolete Avoidance
The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.
Example:
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".


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