Olive Garden
by icecreamdinner on Jul 24, 2009 21:31:21
An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad,
breadsticks, and
Ande's mints.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
Example:
Tom- Dude I'm finally
gettin' some poon!
Josh-
Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to
the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
Olive Garden
by Toney’S Tough on Sep 05, 2019 20:24:50
Olive Garden
by Taintfuck on Sep 27, 2004 02:56:44
Example:
Dumbfuck: I'm
feelin' sophisticated tonight, lets get some Italian.
Other Guy:
All right, we'll go to Magiano's.
Dumbfuck: Actually I was thinking we'd go to Olive Garden.
Other Guy: ...
Olive Garden
by BreadstickLover69 on Jun 13, 2020 09:23:30
The realm of unlimited
breadsticks. These breadsticks have a mystical energy that
emit from them that forces your body to proceed to consume breadsticks repeatedly against your will.
Olive Garden
by CamillaPS on Apr 24, 2006 21:03:35
Not an italian restaurant at all.
Here, in Italy,
we would never eat the food served in Olive Garden: really ugly, trust
in me:
italian food is totally differt!!
Olive Garden
by biffy the olive monster on Aug 10, 2009 13:07:54
Bad excuse for Italian food. Bad excuse for food. Rubber bread sticks.
Silly Salad.
Overcooked fish. Overcooked (over microwaved) broccoli. Nasty-as-hell, disgusting "
fettuccine." Gross, worse-than-frozen lasagne. But the water was fantastic. PUSH THE WINE!!
Olive Garden
by wolfbait51 on Apr 19, 2011 06:01:17
A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to
fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with
minuscule size and high price of the
entrée.
Example:
Olive Garden is
so gay.
Olive Garden
by Nathaniel Matthias Dackerson on Apr 15, 2008 06:25:26
To "Olive Garden" a person means to enter into their bathroom in secret, open
the tank of their toilet, and insert an entire
loaf of bread and a can of
tomato sauce. This will likely prevent flushing and create a priceless reaction when discovered.
Example:
"You just got
Olive Gardened!"
"I just Olive Gardened her."
"Let's Olive Garden that person! It will be THE BEST."
"When I saw I had been the victim of a
brash and relentless Olive Gardening I immediately vomited my dinner of delicious
baby-back ribs into the very toilet that so offended me!"
Olive Garden
by Anotherwildperson on Dec 01, 2021 06:06:52