One man's

AN ANCIENT PROVERB that echoes alternatives to "one man's trash is another man's treasure", except the two men are gay. Has sexual connotations. Can be used in all contexts especially the workplace. Fundamental speech to impress your homosexual boss (eg. wELL SIR. AS THEY SAY, ___________.)



One Man's Wilderness
A book & also a film about Richard Proenneke, who lived alone for many winters in a remote Alaskan area accessible only by plane. He built a cabin, made his own tools, had a garden, kept journals about it all. Fantastic real story!
Example:
I saw One Man's Wilderness on PBS & got the book from my Mom. Excellent & enthralling!


one-man party
When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.
Example:
Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."


one man one jar
The sickest crap of a video on the internet, it is basically the toned down version of the pain Olympics video of a guy that scrapes his penis off with a carrot grater. It is evidently similar to two girls one cup, only with one guy and he doesn't crap in the cup.
Example:
"Bro I saw one man one jar!" Other guy: "No way! You know the part where he sits on the whole thing and it breaks and he pulls the shards out of his bleeding anus?"


one man one cup
The second most horrible viral video, following one guy one screwdriver. It involves a (so far) anonymous man, who squats down over a jar, sliding it up into his ass, and squeezes it with his anus, causing it to shatter in his rectum. Rather than screaming in pain and calling 911, he just grunts, then begins to pick the shards out by hand as a sizable pool of surprisingly thick blood forms beneath him.. A mass of scar tissue suggests that this was intentional, and he "performs" on a regular basis.
Example:
Hey man, check this out. Have you seen "one man one cup" before?


one-man luge
When you finally go to bed after a 48-hour Vegas coke, booze and hooker binge and you lay on your back in the hotel bed, staring at the ceiling, arms tight to your sides, losing your shit, questioning your decision-making ability and praying you'll survive.
Example:
During breakfast at the Bellagio: "How'd you sleep last night? Do a little one-man luge in your hotel room?"


one man one cup
The most horrible viral video. Video depicts a man sitting on a pickle jar until the jar fits securely in his anus, then it breaks and he begins to bleed profusely
Example:
Dude I just saw one man one cup and i'm bout to puke!


One-Man Slut
A rare specie of woman who, although dedicated to her boyfriend, has a sex-drive fit for the average female Velociraptor during mating season. She will constantly fuck her man (usually having a massive sex drive himself) until the point of soreness for both of them. The moment the ointment takes effect, they will start fucking again. Birth control is a very important factor in a relationship with this type of woman.
Example:
"Wow... did you see the way Shauna was fucking Derek during the entire vacation? She didn't look at any other guys, either. There's only one thing that can mean..."
*dramatic pause*
"We have encountered the elusive one-man slut. "


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